Hey You! Come Over Here.

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor

You need someone taken out,

Don't come to me. I don't date people

god grant me the serenity to eroticize what i cannot change

My teacher doesn't believe that school can affect anyone negatively.

Reblog if you have EVER been affected negatively in ANY way by school so I can show this to my teacher.

If you crash it brings new meaning to "crack a beverage"

Bug who psychic attacks you with her mind

Capturing ghost types for battle is kinda cruel. Like, they just died (and there is a good chance it was from a battle of some kind just because those happen so much) and now they have to keep going around doing something dangerous that probably caused their death already. A lot of ghosts used to be human, to. And don't get me started on fenton tech...

Hm. It has been kind of slow around here lately. Quick, someone say something bizarre and controversial to incite drama!

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