Warriors standing in the background menacingly;
The yiga: *Starts sweating* WHO EVEN ARE YOU GUYS?!?
sky, kindly: now, why don't you tell us why you're here, hmm? i'm sure we can come to an arrangement.
time, darkly, hand on his sword: we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. no points for guessing which one you'll enjoy more.
hyrule, clearly out of his depth but trying to look tough: yeah... tell us why you want to, uh, kill wild!
the yiga footsoldier, tied to a chair, very confused: ...
The Fsa/Fs version:
Green: Take them and make lemonade!!
Red: Make lemon cake!
Blue: Shoot the juice into the eyes of your enemies to blind them.
(Or alt;
Blue: You have f#cking lemons, man! What the hell is wrong with all of you?! )
Vio: Eat them. *Starts eating the lemons whole, like an apple*
Erune: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!
Ganon: Throw them like rocks!
Zelda: make lemon tea!
Shadow: Make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it
Vaati: use those lemons to make sacrifices as the world watches in fear.
Tingle: Sell those lemons!
Time: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Twilight: Oh, we've had worse.
Four: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Wild: We could attack them with hummus.
Four: I stand corrected.
Wild shrugging: Just keeping things in perspective.
Sky: Wake me up-
Wild: Before you go go
Hyrule: When September ends
Legend: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Sky: -after all this.. Are, are you guys all okay?
Alt version: (alt inspired from comments)
Sky: Wake me up-
Wild: Before you go go.
Hyrule: When September ends.
Legend: WAKE ME UP INSIDE.
Sky: -when this is all over. Wrong songs guys.
Lost au since I have not put out my fsw lost fanfic so have a poem.
It all started with one’s fall.
Darkness below the light.
Casted shadows below the fight.
And controling now what they could, in protection they tried to warn. But in the end hurt most of all.
The color of Red, the color of blood.
Left to hide the wound. Scratched at night with no one around, left to fester for 2 weeks around.
But in the morning night, meeting Shadow in a panic fright. Not controling all his moves. Trying to scratch at them.
Leaving nothing but more of a wound, while the brother of Red protected his sibling hood.
But in the time of past, the hero of Vio noticed a change in heart.
The hero of Red, usually so kind and wonderful,
Now grew touchy and grumpy.
Until they became a monster, set on killing all they knew.
Green was next in the rainbow. So naturally they fell too. Unlike their brother, they tried to hug, but in the end a bite stood.
In only few minutes, Green turned true. Hissing spitting and crying too.
Now all that was left was Blue and Violet,
So they left in quite a hurry.
Blue was after Green, so naturally in the rainbow.
They too fell misunderstood.
Leaving all but their poor brother Vio all alone.
Wondering what went wrong.
Leaving notes so in his wake to understond what they all lost.
But then the heroes came on by,
Helping him understand his plight.
Freeing Green and then Blue.
Leaving Red to be all alone.
Encircling them with their greatest fear,
But in the end, all ended joyfully.
But something still lives on.
Deep below the surface’s crust.
Vanishes to another dimension.
Disappears to haunt another group.
Leaving nothing but a scar.
The source is on the move.
Based off of @heading-down-to-georgia little au idea and comics.
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Red stumbled into the forest, his fire rod casting a light glow before him as he hurried away from the angry villagers. Desperate to escape, to run away from that horrid mob. He lost his sword, so keeping his fire rod out was safer. Tears welled in his eyes but he fought to keep them down. Barely.
As branches whipped against his face, leaving stinging marks where they came into contact. Occasionally Red would glance back and see a little flash of light behind him. He would sometimes hear small yells and we would continue on with new perseverance.
He heard mumbling up ahead that sounded close and... vaguely familiar. They were talking about plants worshiping something and then continued with: "I gotta find the others right away-!" and the bad news? The mystery person was heading straight for Red.
Red blinked, seeing a familiar violet cap and clothes. Vio? Red wondered, blinking as indeed, Vio was running towards Red. Vio's head was down and a determined expression was dancing across his face.
"Vio? is that you?" Red asked, squinting his eyes at Vio, his fire rod casting a warm glow of light as Vio looked at Red in surprise.
Vio paused a bit, staring at Red in surprise. "... Red?" he asked, confusion and fear spreading across his face.
Red was so happy to see Vio well and Alive. Tears sprung at the corners of his eyes. He flinches slightly at a noise behind him, scared that the villagers were chasing him.
Vio wasn't even looking at Red now as Red blinked back into consciousness. He was staring behind him now.
"Which one of you..." Vio started, blinking, his face a mirror of confusion and fear. "... Is the real Red?"
What? Red thought.
"What...?" Both Red and his look a like said.
Red stared at Vio, failing to notice their look alike. "I-!"
At the same time, Red's clone spoke. "What do you mean?"
Vio turned his head towards the fake Red as he studied them.
"Vio, it's me!" the clone said. Red turned to look at the clone in fear. The clone looked exactly like him, the only noticeable difference being that their eyes were a tad, a bit darker than Red's eyes.
"I'm the real Red!" The clone put a hand on their chest and the other hand on a familiar hilt which looked like... no.. noo... I lost it though. The kid... Red worried.
"I have the four sword!" He drew it out of the hilt, showing it off to Vio in pride.
"But thats-! Thats not possible-!" Red stuttered "That kid from the village-!
“What kid?” The fake Red asked, their eyes shining underneath their hair. They looked gleeful as they stared at Red’s dumbfounded expression.
“… Do I get more than one guess?” Vio asked the two Reds, they both turned to him. “I feel like I need a second opinion.”
The fake Red’s eyes widened just slightly at the second opinion while real Red cheered quietly.
Vio started to walk at a brisk pace. “Both of you Reds, follow me.”
Both Reds obeyed, but the fake Red kept glancing over at the real Red with a sinister grin on their face. Gently fingering the four sword as they watched the real Red, taking in how they walk and small details and adding them.
To say Shadow was ecstatic was an understatement. First he caught Vio running off into the woods, and now making Vio question if he was Red or not was working perfectly. Now if only he could convince Vio and the other heroes he was the real Red would help him and Vaati a lot. But as he observed the red clad hero, he starting thinking that maybe he wasn’t the best one to clone…
Vio’s day was just going horribly. When two Reds appeared, it just got worse. On one hand, he recognized the real Red instantly, noticing how the clone didn’t mimic how Red’s eyes shift left and right when we was nervous. He also noted the way they walked, where the fake (which he assumed to be Shadow), walked more rigidly and the real Red walked a little more slouched. He needed the other’s opinions. They were so alike, they even had similar personalities. At least they both share a love of fire… Vio knew that if the suspected false Red (Shadow, if it really was him. The chance was really high) then they could take the four sword to Vaati. Which would be horrible.
Vio wondered what happened to his brothers and if they were alive and well. He shuddered at whatever bad things could have happened to them.
Vio knew though, that they definitely needed their help.
also sorry if I got any timestamps or something wrong. I haven't read the manga and I really want to :C
My Shades of Red au fics: 1 2(soon!)
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Four: You seriously believe that having more rupees automatically brings you happiness?
Wild: No, but it also doesn’t automatically depress me either.
Four shrugging: fair enough.
I’M LITTERALLY BEGGING, AND IS ON MY KNEES.
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Sky frowned, blinking at Wild as he hummed. Unaware of what impact he just said.
"I'm sorry, but you said that a person just, gave you the master sword?" Time asked, blinking slowly at Wild.
He nodded. "Yep. After I gave him 10 restless crickets.
Twilight shrugged. "Whats up with that? I got my master sword by defeating a poe."
Four frowned again, staring at them. "I have a very odd feeling that this is not normal, yet I got the four sword, though it was called the white blade (tempered) at the palace of the winds as well as, for some reason, the earth element." Four frowned, his multicolored eyes flickering with colors.
Wind nodded. "Yeah! I got my wind waker from a chest underneath a house... I don't know how it got there, but I'm not questioning it."
Time shrugged. "I got my Zora mask before I got my deku mask."
"Is that out of order or...?" "Yeah, it very much is."
Hyrule and Legend sat quietly.
"Well I don't know about any of... that, but once I got lost and got the magic boomerang before I got any bombs or swords." Hyrule tilted his head to one side.
"I once found a boss key out in the middle of nowhere. Really no clue how it got there, but Linkle got it." Warriors blinked before he resumed to sharing his sword.
Legend stared at all of them.
"Beetle did once selll me clawshots and digging mitts, as well as a heart container... for some reason. And I did get the Goddess's sword by crashing a chandiler..." Sky shrugged.
Legend blinked, processing what was happening. "All of you are a menace. I'm sorry, but Sky you crashed a chandelier?" a nod. Legend pinched his nose. "I don't exactly think that was the way you were supposed to get those items. I mean, yeah, I understand. My uncle somehow gave me magic cape.."
Epona snorted as all the links contemplated life in silence.
"Yeah, something definitely went wrong."
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