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Link, *trying to get Din to calm down*: "Okay, okay, chill!"
Din: "I INVENTED CHILL!"
Nayru, rolling eyes:"No, I invented chill. You are literally the opposite of chill."
Din:"Remind me which of us is the Oracle of Seasons again?"
Nayru: "You're a fire goddess who wanted to play around how to add more heat without overbaking people, so you invented summer with the other seasons as a compromise. I'm a water goddess and goddess of law. Deep waters come in cold. Justice is served cold. I invented chill, ya flamebrain."
Farore: *Just sits back and eats popcorn*
Hylia just walking in: What the-?
The Fsa/Fs version:
Green: Take them and make lemonade!!
Red: Make lemon cake!
Blue: Shoot the juice into the eyes of your enemies to blind them.
(Or alt;
Blue: You have f#cking lemons, man! What the hell is wrong with all of you?! )
Vio: Eat them. *Starts eating the lemons whole, like an apple*
Erune: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!
Ganon: Throw them like rocks!
Zelda: make lemon tea!
Shadow: Make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it
Vaati: use those lemons to make sacrifices as the world watches in fear.
Tingle: Sell those lemons!
Green: you know you have more weapons then your fire rod right?
Red: And what is your point, hylian in fire rod distance?