THE REACTION OF EVERYBOY IF THEY SAW THIS WOULD BE TOO GREAT FOR WORDS

Loved me those lov reactions! Could I get one for reactions to a recruit with a snake based quirk (control,naga,etc) that talks in sarcastic haikus? Think zero from borderlands if you've ever played lmao

anon came for my obsession with snakes and love of poetry with this one

I’ve never played borderlands but I hope this is what you’re looking for ;)

Quirk: Snakecharmer - With this quirk, Y/n can summon snakes that live inside of their skin to do her bidding. The only drawback is they have to shed their skin now and then and they have a speech impediment that makes them prolong the ‘s’ sound (like a snake’s hiss”

Shigaraki

giran brought you along with toga and dabi as new recruits for the league

at first glance, he just thought you looked normal, your face wasn’t fucked up like dabi and you didn’t seem to be as batshit crazy as toga

when he asked you to introduce yourself he took back the part about you being normal

“Our eyes meet across

the room. My lips say no, my

eyes say ‘read my lips’ “

bitch what

he doesnt understand this cryptic bullshit

when he starts to realize what you just said, he gets super annoyed

he just wants to disintegrate your flesh but kurogiri won’t let him

poor brat baby

he thinks your quirkless or that you have an weak quirk because you just seem so harmless

But

when the league were out on a mission and you and shigaraki got separated from the rest of the members, he thought shit had completely shit the fan

the heroes were surrounding you two and he was slightly injured

but when 20 fucking snakes jumped out of your body and started swallowing the heroes whole

[surprised pikachu face]

shigaraki literally said “and i OOP?!?”

he was so shocked

he thought it was kinda hot too 👀

shigaraki has a naga kink : exposed

he definitely starts to see you as less annoying and more ‘evil hot snake god(dess)’

the poems still get on his nerves tho

Dabi

he thinks giran is out of his mind to bring an actual knife-wielding child and a weird poetry lady

that is until he sees your quirk

he thinks it’s pretty awesome

one day, Shigiraki tries to grab you when you make a comment about Father and Dabi just sits back and watches these giant pythons come out of your back and bite shigaraki’s wrist before his hand touches you

Dabi is fucking impress

Your dialect does confuse him but if we are going off on the Dabi is a Todoroki Theory, then he’s used to Traditional Japanese Culture and his mother probably read some haikus to his as a child so he finds it endearing

but sometimes he gets triggered of his past and ignores you but if he thinks he can just get rid of you so easily he’s got another thing coming 👏

“A friend’s silence leaves

scars far deeper than the lash

of an enemy”

Dabi doesn’t get emotional very often but when he’s like that and having flashbacks about his past, he’s so soft

you remind him of his mom

or how his mom used to be before she went crazy

you wrap your snakes around him like a tight hug but not enough to hurt him

he actually gives you a genuine smile

uwu

Toga

this girl only speaks in kawaii and yandere

she’s also a middle school dropout so

she stupid

i mean she’s street smart but girl don’t even know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

smh

she first starts taking interest in you after watching your snakes rip through an enemy’s body, splattering blood all over your body

she thinks you’re hella cute with all the blood on your face

she also thinks your pet snakes are adorable and she’s named every single one

lowkey named one izuku and started stabbing it but stopped once you started crying about your baby being hurt

she has a uwu crush on you

but not in the way where she wants to stab you

in the way where she wants to stab people with you

be gay do crime

she gets so confused when you talk tho

she stupid, as i said before

she loves when you make haikus about her tho

or the ones you stay when you’re about to kill someone

“ “women are weaklings!”

I’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods”

she likes that one 🥰

a concept: zuko waiting tables at the jasmine dragon as a well-deserved break from firelord duties, but he does not understand how he keeps getting recognized!!! he’s wearing green and everything!!! it’s inexplicable!!!

OH SHIT CINDER IS THE ONE WITH THE FLAMES BUT THE ONLY ONE THAT IS BURNING PEOPLE IS RAVEN

Battle Butler AU

Midoriya Izuku comes from a long line of family butlers. He knows all about keeping the house clean and his employees fed and satisfied.

Oh, and he knows how to kick some serious ass.

So when Miss Yaoyorozu decides to venture into the career of heroics, it is only logical for him to join her.

@zedref

@blackace70

Velvet, Blake, Kali and Neon are hanging out with their rather oblivious crush. Crush sees a spec or something the girls' fanaus feature and removes it. But they happen to touch it in the most pleasurable way possible, getting the girls all hot and bothered. Bonus: "Why is your face all red, do you have a fever?

Velvet

- Velvet and her crush were just wandering around on the beach before the day’s round of fights for the Vytal Tournament so she could get some more pictures stored up in her camera. While watching two students from Vacuo spar, things got a little out of hand and they both ended up getting blown away by a massive gust of wind. They were both unhurt, and they helped each other get up and get the sand off their clothes. They start walking again to find a less rowdy subject for Velvet to take pictures of when her crush tells her to stop. She stops and gives them a confused look. They reach up and try to remove a fleck of semi-dry seaweed that had gotten stuck on one of her bunny ears. Unfortunately, it was still wet enough to stick, so they had to work it a little bit to get it off. Velvet tried to hold it back, she really did, but she couldn’t help but moan in an almost orgasmic way. She immediately covered her mouth with her hands as her face burned bright red. No one was close enough to have heard her except the one person that she would have wanted to hear that the least! Her crush blinked at her a few times before speaking. “Why is your face all red? Do you have a fever?” Her crush put a hand on her forehead to check her temperature. “Your face seems kind of hot. Come on, let’s get you back to your room. Pictures can wait.” They grabbed her hand and started dragging her toward the school. (No! No! No! Not my room! This is bad!)

Let’s just say that more than her face got a little hot that day.

- Blake

  Blake and her friend/secret crush were taking a break from a less than successful day of trying to get Faunus to join them in their campaign to protect Haven Academy. They were sitting in the shade of a thatch umbrella and drinking some fruit smoothies to cool down after being in the sun all day long. They were talking about how hard it was to believe that NO ONE cared enough to help! Blake was more understanding, but her crush just couldn’t get it. People were going to die! Humans or not, they were people! How could everyone be so complacent about all this!? What happened to empathy!? That’s what she liked so much about them. They worried about others before themselves. Everything they did, they thought about how it would effect others. It’s something so rare nowadays. While she was sitting there, lost in her thoughts as her crush ranted and raved about how they seriously just don’t understand how nobody seems to care about all of this, her crushes flailing caught a tray of smoothies that one of the smoothie shack’s employees had been carrying and sent it flying! The fruity concoctions splattered everywhere, but Blake managed to avoid the mess by using her Semblance. She did, however, end up with a small amount on one of her cat ears. Her crush though covered with the stuff, was far more worried about that small splotch of it on her. They quickly grabbed a napkin and dipped a corner of it in the nearby fountain that had been put there for ambiance and started to clean off her ear. She bit her lip as they tried to rub the stuff off of her, but it felt too good! She let out a loud moan and caught their hand to make them stop. The Faunus at the other tables knew exactly what had happened and couldn’t help but giggle. Oh, how awkward teenage dates can be! Blake’s face turned beet red as she looked around at the giggling people. “Oh my!” Her crush exclaimed. “You’re bright red! Are you okay!? Are you sick!? *gasp* It mush be sunstroke! Come on! Let’s get you home!” Her crush scooped her up and ran her back to her house bridal style. 

Thankfully, her parents were also out gathering signatures and weren’t home yet ;)

- Kali (is single and the chieftain of the island in this. You can decide why she’s not with Ghira)

It was a quiet day at home. For once, there was no pressing matters to attend to, no one was scheduled to come speak to her, and she and her crush were having a lovely chat over tea. For some reason, her crush seemed distracted though. It’s like they were looking just above her rather than at her. “Is something wrong?” She asked, setting down her cup. “You’ve got a ladybug on your ear!” They giggled. She had been wondering what that was. She figured it was just the light breeze brushing against her fur. “Let me get the little guy.” Her crush said and reached up to capture the little creature. When they did so, they accidentally grabbed a few strands of fur and tugged on them as they pulled the beetle away. Kali hadn’t been expecting that, so she had no chance to try to stop the moan from coming out. Her crush released the ladybug and it flew onto her other ear. “Little rascal!” They laughed and reached up to get it again. This process repeated itself a few times, her crush laughing at how much the ladybug seems to like her and how they are supposed to be good luck, before they took the bug around the corner of the house so it couldn’t see her. When they came back, Kali was panting slightly and shifting uncomfortably. “Are you okay? You look flushed.” They said and put a hand on her forehead. “You’re warm. I think you might be getting sick. Let’s get you to bed; you need to rest.” they said and pulled her up by her hand.

They went to her room, but there was no rest to be had.

- Neon

She had taken her crush to a killer rave that night. Things have been so stressful since the incident at Beacon. The atmosphere had been tense and Ironwood had been going fucking insane with the pressure he had been putting them under to improve their skills. They both needed to unwind and this was the perfect way to do it! There was dancing, cool music, lights, and maybe a few illicit substances and booze. Neon didn’t usually partake in the later items, nut she was SUPER stressed. She wasn’t going to go crazy, just a little E. Her crush wasn’t comfortable doing it and said that they would much rather make sure she was okay anyway. She felt great! All that stress had melted away and her body felt electric! Her crush kept an eye on her while enjoying the rave too. They loved to see how much fun she was having. She hadn’t been herself for the past few weeks, but Neon was back now! At some point, they noticed that some of the liquid from a broken glow stick  had gotten on her tail. They didn’t know what was in that stuff, but it probably wasn’t anything good. They took a napkin from the refreshment table and poured some of their water bottle on it and walked over to her. She wasn’t listening though and they finally had no choice but to grab her tail to clean it off. The way that they grabbed it would have felt amazing on its own, but the chemicals coursing through her body made it feel ten times better! She moaned loudly over and over as they scrubbed the goop off of her tail. When they finished, she was all over them. She was kissing their neck and rubbing their chest. They’d be lying if they said that it didn’t get their blood pumping, but she was on a substance, mind-altering or not, and they didn’t want to take advantage of that. Eventually, her  crush decided it was time to take her back to their dorms so they wouldn’t be hating it too much tomorrow morning. Neon wouldn’t let them go, so they sent a text to their team to let them know where they were and got into bed with the cat Faunus and let her snuggle up to them. When Neon woke up that morning, the rest of her team had already headed out for the day, but her crush was still asleep with her. She remembered what they did for her and it made her heart flutter. She woke them up with a shower of kisses on their face. She decided to finally confess her feelings to them at that point and then pick up where they left off the night before.

You know what I just realized… if the Dabi Todoroki theory is true… then Dabi is the only child who got ALL of Endeavor’s looks. He got the red hair, the eyes, the quirk- everything. He looked like Endeavor the most out of all the kids- even Shouto.

And yeah that’s obvious lol but like,,, imagine what that must mean for his relationship with his mom.

Imagine how hard it must have been for her to be in the same room as the kid who looks like Endeavor, How fear must have entered her eyes for a split second every time she saw him. And as she grew worse she probably couldn’t even stand to look at him or be in the same room, and the older he got the more he looked like Endeavor, and he probably noticed.

How could you NOT notice, and at first he must have been so confused, scared he did something wrong, and goes out of his way to try and make it right, only to notice it’s getting worse.

Imagine the crushing realization he must of had when he realized his mother didn’t like him, that his mother was scared of him.

We know she was close to Shouto, and even tho we don’t know her relationship with the other kids I would assume that she would be closer to the ones who didn’t remind her of Endeavor.

And a little kid would notice that.

What if he grew to hate his looks. The looks that made his mother hate him.

And that’s what made him change his hair color and scar his face and body.

As to not be reminded of the fear in his mother’s eyes every time he looked in a mirror…

It’s just a theory ofc but like, if Dabi is a Todoroki his relationship with his mom would be VERY strained.

the rage i felt when i discovered tetsu in japanese means iron was unparalleled by any other emotion i have ever experienced. no one word has ever made me go completely apeshit like that before. it feels like im a trained superkiller and google translate telling me “iron” was the activation code to transport me to japan and beat horikoshi into submission. i understand naming characters puns or whatever but if he told me “hey heres my character ironiron ironiron his quirk is iron :)” i would LITERALLY lose my entire goddamn mind and immediately start wailing on him. what the fuck

Old English, why do you have this word? Why?