Bakugou: What Do You Want Dickbag?

Bakugou: What do you want dickbag?

Izuku: Tell me, do you just pair random obscenities with equally random nouns? Cocklamp? Asscarriage? Shitrooster? Is that how this works?

Bakugou: Note to self, call someone "shitrooster."

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7 years ago

A KNIFE THAT GIVES YOU ALL OF CLARK KENT’S SUPER POWERS!

6 years ago

Battle Butler AU

Midoriya Izuku comes from a long line of family butlers. He knows all about keeping the house clean and his employees fed and satisfied.

Oh, and he knows how to kick some serious ass.

So when Miss Yaoyorozu decides to venture into the career of heroics, it is only logical for him to join her.

@zedref

@blackace70


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5 years ago
I Don’t Know What It Says About Superman’s Opinion Of Jimmy Olsen, That It Took CONVINCING For Him

I don’t know what it says about Superman’s opinion of Jimmy Olsen, that it took CONVINCING for him to realise that Jimmy’s mind had been replaced by a gorillas

But

It’s nothing good….

6 years ago
This Turned Into A Head Cannon So I Could Flush Out The S/o A Bit, But I Honestly Want To Do More With
This Turned Into A Head Cannon So I Could Flush Out The S/o A Bit, But I Honestly Want To Do More With

This turned into a head cannon so I could flush out the s/o a bit, but I honestly want to do more with it 😍 might be a part 2 or a short story that comes with this. Thanks for the request! The grammar and spelling might be off, I didn’t have a chance to go over it but will do so later once I get a moment. Didn’t want to leave you waiting any longer than you already had!

-To an outside observer Mirio and his s/o may seem like an odd couple. His energetic and boisterous personality would be too much of a contrast to her soft spoken and calm demeanor for them to be able to work.

- Mirio had first been drawn to her due to her quirk. Her hair was full of flora of all colors, shapes and sizes and Mirio had though it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. The light fragrance that surrounded her due to the floral was also a plus in his opinion. It was a soft fragrance that reminded him of the flower shop near his home right after it rained. He hadn’t realized he would become so addicted to the scent as time went on.

- He had kind of been intimidated by her at first. She was able to find a way to make her seemingly only astethic quirk useful in hero training, something he had still been working on with his own quirk. That added to the intensity and confidence she carried herself with gave him pause, if only for a moment.

- He had quickly became enraptured by the way she seemed to only speak in poetry or prose, he swore he could listen to her flowery words for hours and never grow tired of it.

- “You’re a dedicated worker, Mirio, and the virtuous will always be rewarded. Have no fear for the future, your path will lead you in the right direction when you are needed.”

- Early on in his time at U.A., Mirio would often find himself comparing his ability and progress to others. He often felt as if he would make one step forward but only to take three steps back. Constantly seeing his classmates get so far ahead of him frustrated him to no end. Her soft words often brought him comfort during these times. She encouraged him to focus on his own progress and to keep a clear mind free of the envy and bitterness he often felt when the topic of quirks came up. She soom became a steady pillar of support for him along with Tamaki and Nejire.

-“ Look at where you are now from where you started. You’ve progressed in leaps and bounds in ways many others are not able to because they lack your motivation and drive. Continue as you are and your calling will find you.”

- Her belief in his ability and her affirmations always made his chest swell with pride and affection for her.

- She had a belief in the inherit goodness of others that Mirio also found charming. While others may have thought her to be naive, he was inspired by it. In classes she had focused on learning about the rehabilitation of villains - something many students studying to be heroes never bothered with.

-“Just because someone lost their way doesn’t mean they should be abandoned entirely”

- She was a bright light in a world where it was so easy for people to be apathetic and Mirio couldn’t help but gravitate towards her more and more as time went by.

-Early into their second year Mirio decided he never wanted to be without the warm feelings she always gave him. He loved how he could always get a soft smile or lilting laugh from her when he was up to his usual antics. He was nearly obsessed with the way her eyes would shine when she became passionate about her faith and beliefs. She had also started teaching him the language of flowers recently which had him formulating an idea.

- over the course of the past month he had been asking about flowers that stood for love or passion, admittedly he should’ve been a little more subtle but subtly wasn’t exactly in his nature

-after deciding on the right flowers and stopping by the flower shop near his home she reminded him so much of, he made his way to school with a bouquet ready to confess

- he found her in the crowded halls easily due to her quirk and boldly proclaimed his affections regaurdless of who was around to hear.

- he was rambling, he knew this, but everything just kept tumbling out. He couldn’t stop going on about how he loved when she gave him her soft smiles, how he always adored the small jokes she would make that nobody else really understood, or how he felt like he really could save a million people as long as he had her support.

- her calm demeanor was unwavering during his speech but he saw the light color her skin had taken, how her eyes became so full of life he felt like he was getting lost in them, and the slight scent of fresh lavender that was slowly overtaking his senses.

- “I was hoping you would confess, if you had taken much longer I would be the one telling you how much I adore you.”

-“ Well, it wouldn’t really hurt if you did it now, right?”


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6 years ago

Could you please do NSFW headcanons for Uraraka, Momo and Jirou?

I also got that you wanted it to be a male s/o 👍

Uraraka:

She likes to wear lacy lingerie for her s/o because she knows that he absolutely loves it

She prefers to give oral rather than receiving because she feels it gives her some sort of dominating qualities in the bedroom (and oh boy, is she good at it)

She very much enjoys sensory deprivation because it gets her very excited for what he’ll do

She also doesn’t mind using a toy or two

Momo:

She’s very vanilla in the bedroom. She doesn’t really like using toys or being tied up but one thing she does love is having her hair pulled

When she feels like being dominant over her partner, she’ll approach there s/o only in matching bra and panties wearing stilettos

She has very sensitive hips so he’ll always grab them to get a squeal out of her

Grope her boobs and she will be all yours. It’s one of her most charming assets after all

Jirou:

She listens to music with her partner everytime they have sex. She has a playlist specially made for this

She is very submissive and shy during sex, but she loves the pleasure that her boyfriend gives her when he performs oral. She was a nervous wreck during her first time

One of her favourite things to do for foreplay is wearing thigh high stockings because it makes her feel sexy


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6 years ago

Now just imagine the characters seeing/doing this

You'll laught for hours

I Feel Like This Was An Important Conversation
I Feel Like This Was An Important Conversation
I Feel Like This Was An Important Conversation
I Feel Like This Was An Important Conversation
I Feel Like This Was An Important Conversation

i feel like this was an important conversation

@hey-im-loz

7 years ago
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