THE SUN

You gotta have a plan…

“Oh I love roses! I try growing them myself, but they never get very far.”

“Would you like to know the secret to healthy rose bushes,” I asked, knowing that she would not like the answer. 

“Do tell!”

Grin. “Blood.”

The customer paused, waiting for me to say that I was kidding. But I wasn’t so it never came. She became nervous. 

And before I could explain that blood meal is a common soil fixer and fertilizer, she put her hands up, spun around and said-

“Bye.”

You want to know the secrets to a beautiful garden? You better be prepared for some weird shit. 

Honestly the biggest disappointment I had researching ABC was that medieval authors did not, in fact, see the creatures they were describing and were trying their best to describe them with their limited knowledge while going “what the fuck… what the fuck…”

Use a pickup line on my muse and they’ll rate it out of 1-10!

1-2 - Are you serious? That was lame as hell. I don’t even wanna be FRIENDS with you. 3-4 - You got that online somewhere, didn’t you? It’s alright but you did not make that up yourself. Even if you did, it’s cheesy. 5-6 - Wow, nice one. Props to you, I guess. I don’t know if I’m interested yet, though. 7-8 - Pfft! That was amazing! I love that! You surely are a charmer with words. 9 - Oh my…. that is so incredible!!! I’m so upset I didn’t think of that!!!!! I love you! 10 - …………….marry me

Soo. . .

I’ve been inspired by @zedref‘s Deku/Spider-Man fic and I came up with an yet oddly cute idea. 

Spiderman!DekuxVenom!Momo

Now bear with me people. I know the thought of sweet and innocent Momo being possessed by the Black Ooze that forms Venom seems sacrilege and outrageous. But bear note the Klyntar take after their host. And with someone like Momo being their first one in this case, it would be the most Docile and sweetest being there is. That would willingly bond with her.

That said, wouldn’t it be cute for them having a Dynamic Duo partnership as they fight crimes together. Even Momo going as far as to have the Kyntar ooze mold and form to make a Black and white female rendition of Deku’s Spiderman suit. (Or something similar to Spider-Gwen). I don’t know, I’m just shooting ideas from my head. Tell me what you think guys.

Space guardian ?

Am i a gundam ?

Meaning of your birthday in Japanese

1日：欠片（かけら）： Fragment 2日：天使（てんし）：Angel 3日：涙（なみだ）：Tears 4日：証（あかし）： Evidence 5日：夢（ゆめ）：Dream 6日：心（こころ）：Heart 7日：しずく: Drops 8日：ようせい：Fairy 9日：音楽（おんがく）：Music 10日：光（ひかり）：Light 11日：鮫（さめ）：Shark 12日：けっしょう：Crystal 13日：ささやき：Whisper 14日：おつげ： Prediction 15日：おぼじない： Spell 16日：偽り（いつわり）：Lie 17日：祈り（いのり）：Pray 18日：猫（ねこ）：Cat 19日：みちするべ： Signpost 20日：熊（くま）：Bear 21日：保護者（ほごしゃ）： Guardian 26日：バナナ：Banana 27日：狼（おおかみ）：Wolf 28日：翼（つばさ）：Wings 29日：お土産（おみやげ）： Souvenir 30日：かいとう：Thief 31日：妄想（もうそう）：Delusion Month: 1月：月（つき）：Moon 2月：愛（あい）：Love 3月：空（そら）：Sky 4月：水（みず）：Water 5月：花（はな）：Flower 6月：宇宙（うちゅう）： Space 7月：太陽（たいよう）：Sun 8月：星（ほし）：Star 9月：森（もり）：Forest 10月：影（かげ）：Shadow 11月：天（てん）：Heaven 12月：雪（ゆき）：Snow

What normal people see: Izuku getting an answer wrong with Momo correcting him.

What my Izuku X Momo headcanon mind can see: They have little competitions to see who can answer questions first. They do it for every subject. Who ever has the least amount has to do a forfeit or pay for dinner.

… THIS SHIP IS MY LIFE AND I AM IT’S CAPTAIN!

Someone who doesn’t watch BNHA:

“Yeah I love My Hero Academia! There’s Izuku Midoriya, Mina Ashido, Tenya Iida, and…”

*looks at smudged writing on hand*

“Dank Calamari”

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.