AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

It's okay he's still my babygirl

Odysseus rn:

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Aemond: I don't have children. The reason why is fairly simple: when we were little, I tucked my sister into bed and she stared past me for a few seconds, then said "The Wall People don't like you." After that, kids and I went simpatico. Aegon: Maybe spend less time making excuses and more time becoming the kind of person the Wall People would approve of.

ned having nightmares about lyanna dying in a bed of her own blood and the first thing that happens when he wakes up is jon fucking snow screaming about “I AM THE YOUNG DRAGON” omg i know ned’s tummy hurt

Ding dong ditch with my grandson I'm dying 😭😭😭

everyone talks about lily and james looking over everyone in heaven and being so done w their shit but what abt euphemia and fleamont because just imagine.

"WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM ON THE DOORSTEP HE'S GOING TO DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA"

"monty im sure his aunt and uncle will find him and take care of him before that happens love"

"WHY ARE THEY PLAYING DING DONG DITCH WITH MY GRANDSON"

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"OH NO THEY DID NOT PUT MY GRANDSON IN A CUPBOARD"

"effie calm down love-"

"CALM DOWN???? CALM DOWN???? THEYRE STARVING MY GRANDSON AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?? PUT ME BACK ON EARTH SO I CAN HAUNT THESE BITCHES-"

"EFFIE!"

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"WHY IS VOLDEMORT BACK HARRY GET OUT OF THERE."

"THOSE FLAMES ARE NOT SAFE HARRY NO"

"Did he just murder his teacher"

"I believe so"

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"WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO THE CREEPY DARK CHAMBER OF DEATH HARRY NO"

"I'm sure he'll survive- IS THAT TOM RIDDLE HARRY GET OUT OF THERE"

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"WHY WOULD YOU BE OUT OF YOUR DORMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE A MURDERER WANTS TO MURDER YOU HARRY"

"WHY DOES OUR GRANDSON HAVE A DEATH WISH"

"SIRIUS WHY NOT JUST TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED INSTEAD OF SOUNDING EVEN MORE GUILTY THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR DRAMA."

"SIRIUS THIS IS NOT HOW WE RAISED YOU! SIRIUS."

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"oh harry."

"THATS NOT MOODY THAT'S A DEATH EATER! HARRY!"

"DON'T GO TO THE MINISTRY HARRY NO!"

"MERLIN'S BEARD SIRIUS WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING SO CLOSE TO THE VEIL YOU COULD FALL INTO IT"

"I'm sure he won't be that stupi- GOD DAMN IT!"

"HARRY DONT CHASE AFTER HER LISTEN TO UNCLE REMUS HARRY."

"Oh for fucks sake give me a break."

"Monty!"

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE RAISED HIM TO DIE"

"effie-"

"PUT ME BACK ON EARTH SO I CAN KILL THIS MAN MYSELF"

"EFFIE!"

Marauders as shit my friends have said #2

"God, Sirius I can't believe you're insinuating that id ever earn my own money. i mean do I look like a hard worker to you?"

- Regulus Arcturus Black when asked about his career choice

*thinking about my sweet baby angel 🥰*

the angel in question:

24/7 nonstop

i don't hate snape's new casting because im racist, i hate it because of the trend in hollywood of casting black characters/characters of colour in roles of villains/morally corrupt people, and now the snape hate in the show will have an undertone of racism and children watching the show will subconsciously develop a slight disdain for the black community due to one of the only black characters in the show being horrible.