Vividven - Vivid

hermes: "don't thank me, friend-"

odysseus: see, Athena? at least he considers me a friend

athena:

athena: he's your grandfather

“…𝘴𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵”

Shermie Pines, seeing Stanford for the first time: I can't believe it! Stanley Pines, back from the dead!

Stanford: oh, right. Yes. Tis I. Stanley Pines.

Stanley, rolling his eyes: okay, so admittedly I took my brother's identity. I'm Stanley, that's Stanford

Dipper and Mabel's mom, gasping: why on Earth would you lie about something like that?!

Stanley: to be so real with you, I was really drunk when I was put in charge of making that gravestone. In my defense, Stanford and Stanley are two very similar names

Dipper and Mabel's dad: I'm having a hard time processing this. Where have you been hiding all this time? And why?

Stanley: uh, he was in witness protection! He was hiding from his, uhm, crazy ex!

Shermie: that's awful! Your ex was so bad that you needed to go into witness protection?

Stanford: Bill didn't take the divorce well.

When its finally mango season again

effie and monty looking judging harrys bs in heaven #2 because i need more of these

"DID MINERVA JUST MAKE HARRY SEEKER????"

"THE YOUNGEST SEEKER IN YEARS OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD"

...

"did harry just talk to the bloody snake"

"yes he did"

...

"WHY WOULD YOU FOLLOW THE CREEPY VOICES HARRY"

"HARRY RUN THE OTHER DIRECTION YOU'LL GET YOURSELF ARRESTED AT THIS RATE"

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"He's just like James, isn't he?"

"At least James didn't get himself into near death situations every five minutes HARRY FLY DOWN THE DEMENTORS WILL KILL YOU"

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CANT GO TO HOGSMEADE BECAUSE HIS PERMISSION SLIP ISNT SIGNED???? HE DOESNT HAVE ANY PARENTS TO SIGN IT!"

"Honestly I expected better from Minerva."

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"Of all the names he could have chosen, why would you call it Dumbledore's Army????"

"They're just kids monty they don't know any better"

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"Good lord have you seen that girl's hair from the back"

"Monty-"

"She could really use some Sleekeazy"

"Monty!"

...

"DID SHE JUST CUT HARRYS HAND???"

"DELORES YOU FUCKING BITCH GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY GRANDSON"

"OH NO SHE DID NOT PUT ME BACK ON EARTH I NEED TO HAUNT THIS BIT-"

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"HARRY DO NOT FOLLOW THE MALFOY KID WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? HARRY!"

"harry dear i know he's your mortal enemy but that doesn't mean YOU ALMOST KILL HIM!"

"he gets it from you, monty."

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"ALBUS SEVERUS? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT"

"be nice monty"

"WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID AFTER THE TWO PEOPLE THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFE'S HARDSHIPS"

"monty!"

"GOOD LORD THAT NAME IS WORSE THAN MINE"

"MONTY!"

Mabel: Grunkle Ford, you've broken up with people before right..?

Ford: Oh yeah, McGucket, Bill Cipher..

Mabel: I just don't know what to do about my current boyfriend..

Ford: Rick Sanchez, The Doctor, ugh, I think a couple Zygon in that same universe..

Mabel: Maybe I should just tell him how I feel and be honest about my emotions

Ford: A clone of myself, a living star..

Mabel: Yeah, I think that's exactly what I'll do. Thanks for talking to me Grunkle Ford :)

Ford: Captain James Kirk- Oh wait, I don't think I ever actually broke up with him.. No wonder he keeps trying to contact me..

I feel like, in Warrior of the Mind, when Athena and Odysseus interact for the first time it’s less Ody tricked her and more like:

Child Odysseus, looking very confidently in the wrong direction: “I can see you~”

Athena, the literal Smartest Goddess, very indulgently: “How can you see through my spell?”

*thinking about my sweet baby angel 🥰*

the angel in question:

24/7 nonstop

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

we were girls together

The running joke that Lloyd could pull all the dilf dick he wanted if he were so inclined will never not be funny.