Aegon : my mom got married yesterday and the bride (rhaenyra) started her vows with "Ali, you are a bully" and proceeded to give like 50 examples of how she's bullied her in the last 10 years, and then she said "but you are MY bully, and I love you for it" and I started bawling. love is real
*Sirius to James sometime after finding out about Jegulus*
Pointing out my daddy issues doesn't excuse your pedophilia
Aemond grumbling about Luke: My nephew-
Alys holding his hands lovingly: OUR nephew 😌
Aemond:
this but with stanford/stanley pines
stanley pines has never looked better and i hate to say that his greasy, sleazy, cheapskate personality is actually doing it for me and i hate it
"God, Sirius I can't believe you're insinuating that id ever earn my own money. i mean do I look like a hard worker to you?"
- Regulus Arcturus Black when asked about his career choice
not kissing a vampire after they drink your blood is like not kissing someone after they give you head. Where’s your class. intimacy
i just read someone on twitter saying that sevika met silco because she thought he was a lesbian and tried to flirt with him at the last drop years ago i think im gonna piss myself
Realized I forgot to post it here but Bahubali as Vines Part 1 ✨