Mondy Learning Harwin Is Alys's Little Bro.

in my shigadabi brainrot era folks

Yummylicious

Dabi stare tho 👀

professor mcgonagall accidentally calling james "evans" in their 6th year, and lily yelling "oi evans!" to call him after that (he pretended he hated it but would run to his room and giggle into his pillow after that)

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

we were girls together

Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

"polities, gear up"

Polities : *packs 600 friendship bands*

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

this but with stanford/stanley pines

not kissing a vampire after they drink your blood is like not kissing someone after they give you head. Where’s your class. intimacy

ned having nightmares about lyanna dying in a bed of her own blood and the first thing that happens when he wakes up is jon fucking snow screaming about “I AM THE YOUNG DRAGON” omg i know ned’s tummy hurt

bbnos being the new benadryl cucumberpatch???