willowanomaly

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government wants trans people to detransition so here’s them chasing me to hot glue my bazoinkers back on

This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo

"being trans is a choice" do you honestly think i would CHOOSE to get gender euphoria from wearing knee-length basketball shorts?? that's humiliating

Decided to put my art on Tumblr just because

Logically I know it takes time to get better at art however if I don’t drastically improve at art right now I WILL blow up

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

i saw a license plate this morning that said ‘drgn slr’ which probably means ‘dragon slayer’ but ‘dragon slur’ is funnier. dragon faggot. draggot if you will.

thinking about that one moment when I was about to get top surgery

meow!!! HISSSS BARK BARK

accidentally stumbling upon something you used to love and finding you still feel the same way about it

who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses

jesus no

i mean this as a genuine compliment but people making their lamb designs unbelievably cunty is so funny and good to me. theyve gotta serve the one who waits but yknow what else theyve gotta serve? CUNT.

Once I had to drive through Birmingham and there were like 4 fires

Where is hell's entrance?

Birmingham

i love saying “girl fuck you”… regardless of the occasion its so healing. i could literally be alone in my room ummm girl fuck you!

this headline feels like something someone would post on this website completely devoid of context and get 5000 notes for

Would you like a plaster? I can colour it your favourite colour

ow :(

Everyone needs to see this

i like when kids get to that age when they start wishing death and pain and violence upon toddlers tv characters. like most people know the songs about killing barney the dinosaur but i also have vague memories of me and my classmates roleplaying drowning peppa pig. my younger cousin showed me a drawing of the teletubbies being ground up into tubby custard and i didnt even blink like yep. that age huh. the age of indescribable violence. been there buddy.

i recently had the honour of introducing my friend to the “[blank]er? i hardly know ‘er!” joke by loudly exclaiming “liquor? i hardly know her!!” during a party, causing my friend (never heard the joke before) to laugh so hard she threw up

new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary

oozing black ichor btw. if u care.