i recently had the honour of introducing my friend to the “[blank]er? i hardly know ‘er!” joke by loudly exclaiming “liquor? i hardly know her!!” during a party, causing my friend (never heard the joke before) to laugh so hard she threw up
every day i become more and more certain that the bloodline ends with me
"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
goober
I skip out on the meds and just chug the Dr. Pepper
i dont think i paid him enough
You're supposed to register paedos and predators not random adults and children.
let's all give a hug to my good friend who said 3x2 was 3 today
it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it