The Boss Said I Could Commit Tax Fraud!

lore dropping is kinda crazy because sometimes when I’m mid conversation I realize that actually did happen to me

>:-(

"Oh no, they're too WEIRD to be part of the queer commu-" BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK "QUEER" MEANS?!?!

I volunteer as tribute :3

hey I’m currently looking for solders to fight The War™, it’ll be bloody and brutal with a 500% mortality rate, and we’ll be fighting alongside jeffery to destroy the moon

anyone up for it?

the requirements are

listed from most important to least

Large amounts of autism

Queer

Insanity

Anti-capitalism

Has used :3 before

ACES FOR TRANS RIGHTS 🙌🏽 🏳️‍⚧️

Reblog if you just haven’t been the same since you saw that clown

a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view

i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal and id be like it's beef SORRRYYYYY its actually a guy who i killed and cooked up 😬 are you mad at meee and theyd say no hannibal you told the truth and thats what matters and then we'd all hug