Latest Posts by willowanomaly - Page 8

This is so accurate

You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻

i dont think i paid him enough

I’m stra- WRONG! Faggot bomb!! 💥💥🏳️‍🌈💥🏳️‍🌈🚬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💥🫃🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨🚬🚬🏳️‍🌈💥

I LOVE WHEN MUSIC KN HEADPHONES GOES LIKE

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I swear to god if tumblr keeps removing posts while I'm in the middle of reading them...

"you'll pay for this" - me as a cashier

i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal and id be like it's beef SORRRYYYYY its actually a guy who i killed and cooked up 😬 are you mad at meee and theyd say no hannibal you told the truth and thats what matters and then we'd all hug

I hope Wales survives

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

*lowers my glasses*

*looks atcha*

a cute fellow is scrolling tumblr perseems

*I return to my work, which is also scrolling tumblr*

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

I need this

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

Bro, this literally happens to me every night

a little concerned about Wade

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it

bungus

"cool character I guess..." I mutter, walking away with a suspiciously character shaped lump in my throat

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

me when someone who has been nice to me every single time we've interacted is nice to me:

omg... you dont hate me?....

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway does make some good points