I’ve been working on these pages for SO long. Currently there are five parts in progress, for a spicy Patreon series…🦇✨
Follow up to one of my favourites from last Halloween:
bucky barnes
headcanons masterlist
bucky headcanons
grocery shopping with bucky
making bucky jealous
bucky taking your virginity
baking with bucky
soulmate abcs : letter j
soulmate abcs : letter z
soulmate abcs : letter s
bucky barnes praising you at the gym
bucky discovers you have nipple piercings
bucky as a professor
bucky and the girl from the coffee shop
bucky’s girl is afraid of scary movies
telling bucky you’re pregnant
no one comes to his son’s b-day party
you get jealous
watching IT with bucky
bucky likes feeling you up when you cuddle
giving birth to a super soldier baby
mutual masturbation with roommate!bucky
dilf!bucky fucks you in front of mirror
bartender!bucky hate fucking you in the bathroom
bucky barnes + praise kink (zombie au)
winter soldier headcanons
soldat in bed
ngl i’m kinda stresso depresso, just got rejected from my major and now i have no clue what to do with my life, sure i have an AA degree but that’s nothing to companies, fuck me
trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog
I can't decide if I need a 30 minute long hug or to commit arson right now
Need to have the stress n sadness fucked out of me RIGHT NOW.
Guy wearing "I ❤️ Arson" Shirt: Let me redecorate your house.
Voters: Okay.
Voters, later: Oh, no, the house is on fire!
Firefighter: I can put it out but you need to kick out the arsonist guy.
Voters: Whatever! Do it!
Voters, later: Ew, the house smells like smoke!
Firefighter: Okay? It was on fire earlier. I'm still dealing with it.
Guy wearing "I ❤️ Arson and Killing Firefighters" Shirt: Let me back in and I'll fix the smoke issue.
Firefighter: Don't! He will literally set your house on fire again. He brought a whole crew with matches and cans of gasoline with him.
Voters: I'm pretty sure those are paint cans.
Firefighter: It says gasoline on the cans!
Voters: Get out, I'm gonna let the previous guy in.
the fact that lesbians can't cum inside each other is a damn crime
sometimes i struggle with the fact that i actually may be a stone bottom, a pillow princess, never wanting to top or dom. im afraid i’ll never be seen as enough by any partner i have, that i’ll be labeled as lazy or selfish for not “reciprocating” in a way that’s expected. i’m scared that i’ll be treated differently for not being able to keep up with expectations or things i had said in the heat of the moment. what if i’m not enough? what if i can’t make you cum the way you make me cum? what if i can’t fulfill a desire you have? i don’t want to wear a strap, don’t want to be the one in control, i can’t be. i don’t want to disappoint but i can’t change the way my brain is wired, can’t change the desires i have that need to be understood too.
*taps mic* STEVE HARRINGTON IS NOT STUPID.
Thank you for your time.