The Fact That Lesbians Can't Cum Inside Each Other Is A Damn Crime

Feeding #1 (sfw version)

I’ve been working on these pages for SO long. Currently there are five parts in progress, for a spicy Patreon series…🦇✨

Follow up to one of my favourites from last Halloween:

Need to have the stress n sadness fucked out of me RIGHT NOW.

I don’t know how to say this in a non-obsessed way, but I need the ao3 status updates to be beamed straight into my head whenever the archive goes down. I need that shit announced like we’re in a plane attempting to make a risky landing. Oh we’re down for another 20 minutes because of a server in the Pacific? Sure, thanks. I’ll just wait here.

ngl i’m kinda stresso depresso, just got rejected from my major and now i have no clue what to do with my life, sure i have an AA degree but that’s nothing to companies, fuck me

You won't get media with messier, more nuanced, more realistic queer characters if you keep flying off the handle the second a fictional character has sex, does drugs, swears too much, or acts vaguely like an asshole.

You won't get more diverse queer media with wider stories if you can't handle it when queer artists make art that is raunchy, crude, edgy, and gross.

You won't get more diverse queer media if you shut everything down the second it does something you, personally, get squicked out by.

You will never get more diverse queer media if you contribute to the way queer media is picked apart, raked over the coals, and held to unreasonably high standards.

You will never get what you want if you keep tearing queer artists down for their weird experimental art instead of learning how to say, "this isn't for me, that's fine, and I'll be over here in my own space."

i can’t stop thinking about a woman absolutely ruining my pussy with her biggest, thickest strap.. sliding it in inch by inch as she strokes my hair and whispers in my ear about how good i am for taking her so well. i want to feel her stretching me out, making me whimper because it’s “so big, i can’t take it all” only for her to shush me and push it in to the hilt, pounding me until my eyes roll back and all i can think about is being owned by her

*taps mic* STEVE HARRINGTON IS NOT STUPID.

Thank you for your time.

My heart goes out to the Irish in these trying times. May you not contract alcohol poisoning from celebrating the news

bucky barnes

headcanons masterlist

bucky headcanons

grocery shopping with bucky

making bucky jealous

bucky taking your virginity

baking with bucky

soulmate abcs : letter j

soulmate abcs : letter z

soulmate abcs : letter s

bucky barnes praising you at the gym

bucky discovers you have nipple piercings

bucky as a professor

bucky and the girl from the coffee shop

bucky’s girl is afraid of scary movies

telling bucky you’re pregnant

no one comes to his son’s b-day party

you get jealous

watching IT with bucky

bucky likes feeling you up when you cuddle

giving birth to a super soldier baby

mutual masturbation with roommate!bucky

dilf!bucky fucks you in front of mirror

bartender!bucky hate fucking you in the bathroom

bucky barnes + praise kink (zombie au)

winter soldier headcanons

soldat in bed