Kinda Want To Be Used As A Stress Reliever. Let Me Be A Good Girl For You While You Use Me However You

I don’t know how to say this in a non-obsessed way, but I need the ao3 status updates to be beamed straight into my head whenever the archive goes down. I need that shit announced like we’re in a plane attempting to make a risky landing. Oh we’re down for another 20 minutes because of a server in the Pacific? Sure, thanks. I’ll just wait here.

*taps mic* STEVE HARRINGTON IS NOT STUPID.

Thank you for your time.

Anyone got some good pussy eating fic recs?

…asking for a friend

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

WOMEN IN SUITS, I REPEAT WOMEN IN SUITS

>>>>>this

i just want to have incredibly possessive sex. pls own me. i’m yours

I can’t be the only one who would rather be fucked in a cute lil skirt or dress instead of being naked right?? Don’t undress me just push up my skirt and rip my panties off and do me just like that 💕

When will my husband (Ao3) return from war (is up again)