Financial Aid And Loans Is Literally The Worst Part Of The College Experience. I Would Rather Get Mugged

I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation

Had a long intense dream of making a sandwich in which most of it consisted of me buttering the warm bread

Bob belcher talking to his Turkey baster is EXACTLY like SpongeBob and spatula.

Of all the things for the social network 2010 to have totally made up about mark zuckerberg without regard for historical accuracy making him forget to get eduardo from the airport even though he actually did show up in real life solely so eduardo could do the waiting outside in the rain romcom trope is like 10/10 no notes

Stapled my thumb today with a handheld stapler. And the only thing I see in the darkness is the polar bear Christmas window shadow. He is waiting.

Need a Nancy wheeler edit to anaconda by Nicki Minaj immediately

I don’t step, I battle

The difference is, pussies step

First day of not having a death dream with taking melatonin! I’m #1 ☝️🤭

Forget high schools and coffee shops. Which half of your OTP would be cast into the timestream to inhabit other lives and solve other people's problems forever without recognition or thanks, and which half would be projected as a hologram, the only person who can see them as themselves, aiding them and keeping them tethered, but doomed to never touch them again and never bring them home?

it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)