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This made my night

imagine the reader washing the slasher's hair like they do in salons. (i bet most of em dont wash their hair, and it could be relaxing!!)

Washing the Slashers' Hair:

Thomas Hewitt

You just wanted to take care of your man! And he can't say no to you.

He deserves some pampering!

So, you take the time to properly wash his hair, to detangle it. Making it soft and making it smell nice.

Thomas loves the smell of your soaps and hair products, they're much more appealing than his plain soap.

But Thomas doesn't care much about having soft hair or his hair smelling good.

He's more interested in your tender touches. Turns out, he's a big fan of scalp massages.

Though, he's so tense most of the time that any massage would probably feel good.

Overall, the whole thing is just relaxing to Thomas. Afterwards you can see that he's less tense, that you efforts had been useful and that it had helped him relax. It's what he deserves.

Michael Myers

Surprisingly, you can get Michael to shower. Only because your constant chastising him about getting dirt or blood on your bed annoys him. It's easier for him to just shower.

Still, he just cleans off the grime, he doesn't exactly take good care of his hair.

For short haired Michael it isn't really a problem, but you still offer your services.

However, it becomes a much bigger problem for long haired Michael. Can you imagine the tangles in that mane?!

Either way, he's reluctant. Why would he want you to wash his hair, he washes it just fine, right?

You've never seen a man look so grumpy to get his hair done (you're just impressed that you managed to get him to comply).

The longer his hair is, the longer it takes because you have to detangle it.

Then you can finally get to work on washing it!

Not the most grateful for a scalp massage but it's somewhat enjoyable, it feels nice.

You can't help but groan to yourself the next day when he returns with his hair a mess once again. Well, it was nice while it lasted and he couldn't say you didn't try.

Brahms Heelshire

One of the first things you think when you officially meet Brahms is that this man needs a shower.

After a little while, you bribe him into bathing with the promise of washing his hair for him.

He just thrives off of the attention you're showing him.

His head tilted back and his eyes closed as you thoroughly clean his hair. Rinsing it and repeating just for good measure.

At some point, he will open his eyes and just watch you while you work. It's a little unsettling but he's just admiring you.

Is grinning ear to ear when you mention how much better he looks now he's all clean. It was totally worth it.

However, he will now often refuse to bath unless you wash his hair.

Bo Sinclair

Why would ya want to do that? Doesn't understand and refuses. It's stupid.

However he will give into your pestering eventually, telling you that it better be worth his time.

You make sure to go all out just to annoy him. Even playing some music you know he likes quietly in the background.

He lets out a sigh as you get to work, smirking to yourself when you notice him being to relax and untense.

Internally he's thinking 'damn, that's good', but of course he wouldn't admit that out loud.

Gives you more of a "Yeah, it was alright, don't see what the big fuss was about though" when you're done but you know he loved it.

Vincent Sinclair

Vincent's hair needs some TLC.

He just has a habit of getting wax in it and not taking care of it very well.

But you're there to help!

He just lets you tend to him as you gently rinse his hair, combing out the lumps of wax and the knots he failed to remove himself.

You're so careful and gentle, Vincent can't help but close his eye as you work.

Give him a scalp massage and he'll just melt into your touch.

He just loves the attention you are showing him, the care you are showing him.

It becomes a bit of a regular thing, you washing Vincent's hair. You just take care of it so much better than him, it definitely has nothing to do about how much he enjoys it...

Seriously though, his hair hasn't felt that soft in a first time.

It also becomes a pretty regular thing for you to tie his hair up before he goes down to his workroom, to avoid getting more wax in his hair or damaging it further.

Lester Sinclair

When you offer, he certainly isn't going to turn you down but he isn't exactly sure why you would want to wash his hair for him.

He'll be the first to admit that he neglected his hygiene plenty of times but he washes regularly ever since you came along! Is he not cleaning enough? Do you think he smells? Is it really that bad?

You reassure him that it's not because you think he's dirty, you just want to help him relax. He stops worrying so much then.

Lester loves it.

His head lolling back comfortably as you gently scrub his hair, massaging his scalp.

"Damn, Sweetpea. You're real good at this" he'd compliment as you worked, a blissed out smile on his face.

His eyes shut, his shoulders slumped, he could probably fall asleep from the feeling of your pampering. It's just so nice!

When you offer again in the future, he won't hesitate for a second to let you work your magic.

Bubba Sawyer

Jumps at your offer. He thinks he washes his hair just fine (he already uses the scented soaps and stuff that you have because he just likes how they smell), but he's more than happy to have you lend a hand.

He just doesn't expect for having his hair washed to feel so...nice.

He can feel himself just relaxing under your touch, smiling to himself whenever you hum to yourself.

He's not too used to such tender touches and care, not before you came along away, but he loves it and laps it all up every time.

Gives you little hums and babbles of approval when you massage his scalp, wanting you to know that you were doing an amazing job.

It basically puts him in a trance, he feels so relaxed afterwards!

Do it right before the two of you go to bed and he'll sleep better than he ever has.

Billy Lenz

This boy definitely needs a good shower, he's been hiding up in that attic for who knows how long and we all know he didn't wash up properly during that time. His hair is likely a tatted mess as well.

It takes a while to earn his trust enough for him to let you wash his hair. Thankfully you were able to convince him to shower in the past, but he just didn't know how to look after his hair very well.

Now, you have Billy in the bath, fidgeting a little as you comb out his hair. He's pretty dramatic whenever you catch a knot but you never hurt him so he begins to relax.

Quickly realises that he enjoys the pampering. Maybe because it feels nice, maybe because he's finally getting those pesky tangles out of his hair, maybe because he loves having your fully attention, or maybe it was a mix of it all. Either way, he loves it.

Absolutely melts if you massage his scalp. Will fucking whine when you do it.

Might even fall asleep as you tenderly wash his hair.

He's definitely going to want you to wash his hair again, like every time he has a bath.

Asa Emory (The Collector)

Showers and washes his hair daily so it's not something you really need to do. Plus, he would prefer just to do it himself anyway.

You hadn't even considered offering, not until he got injured. It wasn't anything fatal but he got into a pretty bad confrontation with a victim, of course he came out on top but he got pretty beaten up in the process. Leading him to coming home sore.

He needed to wash up and headed to the bathroom to do so.

You watched from the doorway, frowning at every little hiss or grunt of pain. It was strange seeing him vulnerable like that.

You had approached carefully, gently offering to take over for him. He huffed but gave in, it would just be easier this way.

You helped him clean up and then offered to wash his hair, since it had become slightly matted with sweat and you knew that would bother him.

The most you get from him was a sigh of contentment, it still made you smile, knowing your efforts were appreciated.

It's silent but comfortable.

And afterwards, he'll offer you a bit of praise for your efforts.

He takes good care of you but you take good care of him too.

Otis Driftwood

"No you can't fuckin' wash my hair!"

Cut to you washing his hair.

With enough determination, you can get Otis to do all sorts of things you want him too (even if he won't admit it).

Will grumble and complain about it at first, pretending that he isn't enjoying it.

However, you notice his muscles starting to relax and how he even starts to lean into your touch.

Admittedly, Otis showers more regularly now that you're around and kind of insist on it but probably washes his hair with soap.

You have his hair feeling much softer and shiner once your done, he really doesn't care much about how his hair looks or feels, but he will at least admit to himself that he enjoyed your efforts.

Baby Firefly

Baby washes her hair regularly, using scented products, so you don't need to worry about that like you would with her brother.

She doesn't need you to wash her hair but when you offer, she just can't resist a bit of pampering.

Will probably make it a whole spa day.

Will hum approvingly as you wash her hair, especially when you massage her scalp. She just giggles when you tell her to stop overreacting.

Praises your work afterwards, you did a good Doll!

Will return the favour! Today you pampered her, pick the day and she'll give you the same treatment.

She just enjoys taking the time to treat each other like that.

Day 5 | Erwin Smith | Kinktober 2021

kinktober 2021 masterlist

5th October - Size Kink

paring: werewolf erwin smith x f!reader

summary: upon discovering the commanders secret, you escape into the forest. a fight for your life becomes a bit more than what you expected.

words: 5.3k

warnings: no spoilers for any season, 18+, smut, size kink (obvs), bulge kink, predator/prey vibes, manipulation, kinda-monster fucking, descriptions of physical transformation, choking, praise, blood and wounding.

← day four | voyeurism | ryomen sukuna        day six | daddy kink | akitaru obi →

It was the biggest mistake of your life, walking into the Commander’s office that late at night.

Despite your growing adoration for the man your intentions had been completely innocent, it was a simple question about the upcoming mission in a few weeks.

With a wary glance out of his large glass window, he promised you a few minutes of his time. A few minutes had turned into an hour very easily - you really shouldn’t have got him talking about his strategies, that was the best way to make him lose track of time.

A gaunt expression had come over him when he stopped talking mid-sentence, immediately you’d been concerned about him, “Are you okay?” you asked when a large hand clutched his jaw.

You’d asked him so sweetly, and your empathetic eyes studied him with such worry that guilt instantly washed over him.

How could he be so foolish as to lose track of time? Especially on a full moon!

“Out!” he barked at you, pointing a long finger towards the door that led to your safety. His unexpected aggression had thrown you slightly and you were rightly shocked at his uncharacteristic tone.

Continuar lendo

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Back with more of what Will likes to do with his willy.

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When William gets hard, he gets hard I'm talking ROCK hard.

His length when flaccid is around 5 inches but when it's erect it's around 7-8½ (maybe even 9)

He will full on growl into your ear, like complete guttural growl.

Would definitely carve his initials into you <3

"Good slut. Letting me mold you to fit me only."

Most likely has a mixtape of songs JUST to play while rearranging your guts.

"Shut the fuck up, stupid bitch."

Loves to hear you scream his name but when he is extremely frustrated he'll make sure you stay silent.

Once he finishes fingering you he'll suck your slick off of his fingers.

Lots of slapping/spanking <3

Petnames ex; "baby" "love" "dear" "darling" "doll" "hon"

Definitely will write erotic phrases/names on your backside once you're fucked dumb

Will pull your hair whenever he wants to

He'll make it obvious as to when he's horny

When you both fuck in his office he'll have you suck on his fingers to silence you.

Gals! ♡ vol. 1 - 10 cover art

Master list:

This is my master list of fanfics that I enjoy reading! I will continue to add to it as I read more or maybe write my own! Most of these fanfictions are of ao3 or tumblr

Rick Sanchez x Reader:

Ricky Doll by rickssugarplum: You’ve missed Rick for so long and you have a Rick Plushie to fill the void. Rick finds out.

Rest Easy by sammys_lover: You’re frightened by a storm that’s way too huge for your liking. 

Innuendos by Hoodoo:  You just needed to get some grocery shopping done. Rick turned it into a thing.

Long:

F*CKING YOUNG / PERFECT by baconprincess:  The Smith-Sanchez family meets the new neighbors. (11 Chapters, but unfinished)

Curiosity by PsychoLolita: You get swept into Rick and Morty’s lives thanks to a favor from Beth. It isn’t until you see Rick using his trusty portal gun that you decide to find out for yourself just what kind of scientist Rick Sanchez is. Along the way, you find yourself falling for Rick’s unorthodox ways and personality. Even though he seems disinterested in you, it all feels like a strange deja vu. On the other hand, Rick knows something that you don’t, and wants to keep it from you (and Morty) at all costs. Will things go completely awry, or will you settle with what the future holds? (15 Chapters, but unfinished)

Rick Sanchez x Reader (Smut):

…the line broke, the monkey got choked… by Hoodoo: You catch sight of an old guy with a Mohawk. He catches sight of you too, and makes a daring suggestion.

Heat Wave by Hoodoo: It’s too damn hot. You decide to surprise Rick in his garage with some sexy times. Maybe that’ll cool things off?

Honey, I’m Home by daddyzanchez: You knew the sound of a portal opening in your sleep, could recognise it in a crowd and it made you giddy. Rick being home after a long adventure with Morty meant that he was short on a dose of you, making him a little rougher than usual, and you loved it.

Interrupted Plans by daddyzanchez: Rick portals home briefly (despite having plans) to take care of you. 

Slow Sex or Mushy Pancakes by daddyzanchez: Rick gets pissy about having to choose between sex or mushy pancakes, so he chooses the next best: A quickie and non-mushy pancakes. 

Did You Read It In Cosmopolitan? by daddyzanchez:  Rick is away on adventures a lot, making your sex-life consist of a little too many quickies. You want slow for once - you’ll never believe what happens next!

More Than Just A Dance by daddyzanchez: Your apartment is in for a Spring cleaning, so when you are mopping the floor whilst shaking your ass to a groovy beat, Rick sees you and orders a dance for himself. 

Steampunked by Hoodoo: Rick and reader get dolled up, but sneak away from festivities for some naughty fun. 

Good Vibes by rick-frickers: Written from a request: Can you do a Rick/Reader fic incorporating a vibrator?

There’s a first time for everything by ricks-frickers: Written from a request: Please write one of your sexyass female self-inserts of Rick taking a young woman’s virginity

Provocateur by PsychoLolita:  Rick wants to spoil you on an expensive lingerie shopping trip when decides he can’t take the heat anymore, and pulls you into a dressing room stall for a little fun.

Hard Candy by PsychoLolita: You and Rick Sanchez have been flirting for months. When you pay him a visit this time, he’s working on a “special candy for Summer” that he insists you don’t touch. But how can you resist trying one when he isn’t looking? You can’t- and he’s the only one who can quench your thirst after you realize the candy was actually an aphrodisiac.

Tequila Sunrise by PsychoLolita: You’re secretly into some kinky stuff, but you’re too shy about it to bring it out on your own. Rick C137 knows exactly what to do. 

A Woman’s Place by rehpicllib: Rick’s kind of sexist. But still manages to fuck you up.

You Asked For It by Hoodoo: You make a request of Rick: can you have a night of hardcore fluffy sex? Can he do that? And then contrariwise, what about the opposite of hardcore fluff sex? Chapter 2. Requests from an ask, first chapter fluffy sex, second chapter hardcore sex (with detoxified Rick and Toxic Rick) (2 Chapters)

Up In The Air daddyzanchez: Your job as a flight attendant suddenly gets a little more exciting (and shameful) as a tall, strange man with spiky blue hair gets onboard… (4 Chapters, but unfinished) 

Extra Credit by GoldenSnowflake: As the clanking of plates and silverware gathering food filled the air, a tall, slim figure swept into the room and took the chair opposite of mine. He stared and I blinked at him, my fork in my mouth. “Who’s this?”“We’re partners for a project,” Summer muttered as if he should’ve known better, despite the fact it didn’t seem like she warned anybody that I was coming over at all.

Sext by Hoodoo: Rick got a piercing. It’s wrecked a month’s worth of havoc on his sex life, until tonight.

Hair-pulling+ by Hoodoo: A short, filthy fic about being fucked from behind by Rick, with him holding onto my ponytail. Just some nice hair pulling and dirty talk.

Mint Chocolate Chip by Hoodoo:  It’s summer and it’s too hot. Ice cream should make it better.

Erotic Advent by Hoodoo:  24 days of new sex toys for Rick/reader!

Zero G by Hoodoo: You always wanted to have sex in anti-gravity. Rick makes that happen.

Focused on masterbaiting:

Tracker by NikkiDoodle:  Rick catches you during your alone time. But how does he know what you’re up to? 

Desperate But So Far Away by daddyzanchez: Rick is not able to be reached right now which is a bummer. You have had your hand in your pants for an hour or more but your orgasm was just not happening. 

Better Than Fantasy by NamelyCranberries: Rick catches you masturbating. Lend a Hand by deliciousdeaddove:  You walk in on something interesting… 

House sitter by deliciousdeaddove:  You’re watching the Smith’s house while they’re out of town. Your mind drifts to one of the usual occupants and you become carried away. Then you’re caught. 

Caught Rick-Handed by CrazyRaynebow:  Rick walks in on Reader masturbating and well… what else is there to say?

Focused on eating out:

Originality - A New Year’s Eve Story by daddyzanchez:  How does one enter the new year with Rick Sanchez? A Slip Of The Tongue by daddyzanchez: It took a moment before you realised what you had just said but when you did, your heart dropped and it felt like a train was hitting you at maximum speed. Distractions by rick-frickers: Written from a request: reader/Rick with reader as Morty’s tutor or something and the tutor and Rick have been flirting (which Morty notices) and Rick goes under the table and goes down on tutor and she’s gotta play it cool so Morty doesn’t notice and Rick’s really into it but also wants the girl to make a lot of noise so she’ll feel embarrassed. And later the reader gets her revenge and does the same to Rick when he’s in the garage or something! 

Period:

Monthly by NikkiDoodle: You’re on your period and hate it. But that didn’t stop Rick. (3 Chapters)

Bloodhound by Jinkies_Lydia:  This story is about period sex. If that is not your thing turn around now. Takes place after season 2 episode 7, “Big Trouble in Little Sanchez”. The Reader comes onto Rick at her bloodiest time of the month after a wild ride previously with Rick after killing his other clone bodies, drenched in his own blood. 

Monthly by GoldenSnowflake: “She’ll be watching the house while we’re gone,” Beth explained pleasantly.Long limbs draped across the back of the sofa and the coffee table, Rick looked at me with the barest hint of interest. “She’s cute,” he assessed, turning back to the television. “Just make sure she stays the hell away from the garage.” A little odd or not, the Smiths paying to housesit while they’re gone is nothing less than perfect timing. Except for the fact that Mother Nature doesn’t care whose life she’s ruining. Oh, and neither does Rick.

Kokushibo & Muzan x Oiran! Female! Listener

What are these two old men planning? 😏

*Slight NSFW!

This is much longer than i expected it to be! 😅 (This was originally an anonymous ask, but my ask box has been a little funky so I'm uploading it separately!)

Mentions of Kidnapping! No dubious consent here since listener is an oiran hehe 😈

Hope you enjoyed!

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Time of the month

I mean this in no slander way, but the clones may know about sex and etc, but they definitely are dumb ass hell to a period lmfao. They are clones after not really like the other demons too lmfao

Warnings: fem!reader, fluff & smut, periods, oral (reader receiving), hunger impulses, humor

Aizetsu

Aizetsu could tell someone wasn't right with you for the past few days. He explained that a demon is able to sense the hormone changes in a human, but he couldn't really make out what it is. When Aizetsu smelled blood from you, he almost panicked. "Y/n, where are you hurt?" He asked, holding your face looking around your neck and chest.

You giggled. "I'm not hurt. Why are you assuming that?" You asked "I smell blood from you" Aizetsu says almost crying and looking around your body "don't hide your pain from me it makes me sad when you do" Aizetsu kept checking until he squats down to your lower half and smelled where the blood was coming from.

You took a step back a bit nervously. "Aizetsu... I'm just on my period. Do you not know what that means?" You asked, and he just shook his head, no in response. From that day, you had to explain to Aizetsu what a period is and how it's very common for women to have one and anyone with a uterus, and he was able to understand.

You couldn't stop Aizetsu hunger when your period came. "Y/n, I'm so hungry. Please let me eat, I need to. I can't resist it anymore. " Aizetsu begs you every time, drool falling from his chin from his hunger. Aizetsu goes down on you, having his tongue lap up at the blood flowing out of you having his fill. Most of the time, Aizetsu does it to satisfy his hunger but will get carried away and end up over stimulating you.

"A-Aizetsu you said you were done" you mewl and your back arches when you feel him suck on your clit. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" he moans on your pussy "forgive me" he said between licks not stopping until he's tasting your cum mixed with your blood.

Aizetsu takes notice that when you're on your period, you get more emotional and clingy to him. "Y/n, I have to go see "that man." I promise I'll come back," he said, but you just held his hand tighter. "Don't leave Aizetsu. I'll miss you, " you said and began crying, but that only made Aizetsu cry and even harder at that. "Your poor thing. You can't live with out my for more than a second, can you? " he said.

"What the fuck!? I just don't want my boyfriend leaving me" you sob "so you can live without me!?" Aizetsu asked only making him sob harder having you both because an emotional mess.

Sekido

The first time Sekido realized what a period was after you explained it to him, he literally called it stupid. He couldn't understand how the uterus could cause a person so much pain all because they aren't pregnant each month. "If it's because you're not pregnant, why don't I just get you pregnant, you fool?" He said, being very serious, and you tried not to laugh since it wouldn't really change anything.

Sekido would get mad when your period could affect your whole body. "What do you mean I can't lay my head on your chest!? You said it was just your stomach hurting you," Sekido said, sounding confused but somehow angry as well.

"Sekido, when I get my period, a lot of things happen to my body, including my boobs... they are really tender and sore right now, " you explained, but that only angered Sekido even more. "Please don't be mad," you say with tears instantly coming out of your eyes. "Why are you crying!?" He raised his voice. "Don't yell at me either!" You sob in your hands, having Sekido stand there dumb founded and feeling somewhat bad for making you cry.

Sekido had to take many months to understand you on your period and when not to say certain things. Even so, he couldn't hide his hunger when you're around on your period. "Stop squirming. The more you do, the less blood that comes out and I'm fucking hunger" he said, holding your legs open but reminds himself you are in pain and sure to have his hand on your stomach, rubbing it and giving your clit attention with his tounge to give you pleasure.

Sekido doesn't get carried away with getting his fill but there will be those days where he'll want to fuck you on your period and that's the softest sex you'll ever get from him.

Karaku

"A period? Do I get one? My dick does have a hole, so maybe i can have one..." He'll ask seriously after you explained to him why you bleed every month from your vagina. Karaku couldn't believe this was something you could do all because you weren't pregnant, and surprisingly, he made sure to take a mental note of how he should help you when this time comes around.

Karaku did realize how needy you'd get for him on your period. He'd use this opportunity to get his fill, lapping up the blood from your pussy but take his sweet time but making sure to pleasure you in the process, moaning from how good you tasted both for his hunger and your arousal.

"You're still in pain, aren't you?" Karaku rubs your stomach and gives it soft kisses. "Don't worry. I'll make the pain go away," he smirks. Karaku is able to go up to many rounds with you, that's just the stamina of a demon but he has to realize on a normal day you can only do so many but on months like this? Oh he loves how you can take his cock for more then an hour.

Karaku notices how you're much more needy for words of affirmation during this month. "y/n, you're beautiful. I love you. " he'll hold your face, squish your cheeks together, and even pet your head. "Are you still in pain?" he'll say, rubbing your back and sometimes giving you butt rubs as you lay on his chest. "It'll end soon. You'll be fine"

Urogi

"Wow! Are these pads? Look how easily they break!" He said, ripping up at least 3 of your pads with his sharp talons. You screamed at him so loud that day, saying you need them to the point where Urogi doesn't dare mess with them again.

Urogi makes fun of you for being in your period. He'll often compare you to Sekido with how angry you get. "Am I bothering you? Why aren't you talking to me? Hello, hello hello" Urogi said, knowing he's being annoying and even using his talon to poke you in a painful way to annoying you "fuck off! Stop that you annoying bird!" You yell "ok ms.sekido, " Urogi said.

You'd never have a problem with Urogi going down on you when it's that month for you since it was normal for a demon to have hunger impulses when they smell blood from a human but you never wanted to give Urogi the satisfaction of how good his tounge felt.

You can tell when Urogi has had his fill but will want to keep playing with you. You'll turn your head with a pout, not looking at his big yellow eyes staring at you. "What? Don't wanna look at me? Is it because I'm a mess with your blood" he mocks you and presses his tounge flat on your clit.

"So much more sensitive then usual" Urogi grabs your thighs spreading them open keeps licking at your clit and feel your legs trembling in his grip. "Oh? Does it feel good? Your legs are shaking, " he said "C'mon tell me how good it feels, " he stops, looking up at you, waiting for an answer

"Fuck... it feels good, keep going" you grab his hair pushing his head closer to your thobbing clit. "Don't worry, I'll have you cumming on my tounge in no time~"

Hello there

Can I request some Rick sanchez × fem!reader headcanons?

-> Request type: Headcanons

-> Other notes: Ooc Rick maybe? Implied sexual stuff.

He 100% won't do PDA if you initiate it. But you might get a smack on the ass or heavy make out sension in public if he's feeling possessive. He loves letting people know you're his.

Doesn't usually get jealous & has way too much pride to admit it, but you've notice men who flirt with you or men you use to talk to suddenly disappear mysteriously.

Will immediately send the pervert or creep hitting on you to the Razor dimension without hesitation.

Will come into your room drunk one night crying about how he's scared of you either dying or leaving him for someone better.

Won't admit it but he doesn't think he's good enough for you.

No one in the multiverse is good enough for you. You're too perfect to him.

He loves taking you on adventures with him and Morty, he always takes you too cool alien restaurants and stores.

Will absolutely ask you too get high on some alien drug, but he won't force you to.

If you do get high 9 times outta 10 it turns into something more, there's no avoiding it with this man.

You guys usually fuck in the back of his spaceship.

You once almost died on an adventure and this man has been high alert ever since, this man's soul nearly left his body seeing you injured.

He always makes you any cool gadget you ask for (like he did child beth), and even takes you to other dimensions to try the more dangerous/risky stuff out.

A huge softie in private. He loves when you play with his hair. He'll occasionally lay his head on your lap when no one's home. He also loves having you on his lap. He 100% will pamper you with kisses.

He can't sleep at night without cuddling you. Once when you were on vacation he flew all the way to you just to cuddle, telling you how he hasn't slept since you left.

He loves seeing you wear his white jacket or blue shirt. He thinks it looks cute on you.

Probably prefers missionary or having you on his lap facing him. He loves the intimacy. He enjoys seekng your beautiful face and being able to look into your eyes or kiss you.

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