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yourmomsbookclub

Moxie's Absurd Hellhole

Moxie/whatever tbh | he/they | Certified Pond Baby™️ | this is chaos | bigots + nsfw dni

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2 months ago

Kinda want to write a fanfic based on the wack ass dream I had about this show last night but also I'm not sure I want to put Elliot and everyone else through him having a near death experience (in said wack ass dream he got fucking shot but luckily unlike s2 Kat he was in present day)


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2 months ago

started watching school spirits last night watched all of season one is it just me or is Xavier Tyler Galpin coded?

if i had a nickel for every time i loved a character who was the local sheriffs son(daddy issues), investigating the town murder and breaking into (abandoned) places to do so, at some point being romantically involved with the mc, and and some point being blamed for the murder, while also being a dark and brooding sinister sometimes asshole, i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice right


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2 months ago

What's your favorite Pokémon?

I like Mimikyu..They're pretty cool yet cute... I have a plushie of them I got years ago from my grandma... I do also like Snorlax but I don't have a plushie of them yet..


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2 months ago

Nicole: *checking her bag* I have bear mace, a taser, bolt cutters-

Xavier: what?

Nicole: a knife, a map, power bank, some rope-

Claire: damn

Simon: do we really need all of this?

Nicole: a bag of chips, an energy drink, power cord-

Xavier: is this a girl thing?

Claire: maybe the first few things she just keeps going

Nicole: a shovel, some extra money, a road flair-


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2 months ago
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2 months ago

Characters in The Way Home who don’t know they’re in The Way Home. Max Goodwin looks at Alice and sees science lab partner in the 2020s and someone whose grandmother knew his grandmother and then meanwhile she’s *checks notes* his grandmother’s mildly traitorous-by-circumstance time travelling friend in the 1970s who happens to be the granddaughter of said friend’s unrequited beloved and her romantic nemesis; Alice also happened to be at their science teacher’s insane party at Max’s grandmother’s house before he was their science teacher or old. This isn’t a time travel show to Max this is ‘this girl is niceys about granny and we like the same gross ass fries :)’ Yeah sorry this niceys girl has an accidental side hobby of being there when your granny’s life goes to shit and no she doesn’t even feel good about it


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2 months ago

Okay, but Kristian and Spencer are giving Twilight vibes in this bts picture. Spencer has the innocent and spaced out look going on, and Kristian looks like he's in a lot of pain and about to murder someone. They're even doing the pose from the Twilight poster! These two knew what they were doing! Making the Baxroy fangirls go wild lol.

Okay, But Kristian And Spencer Are Giving Twilight Vibes In This Bts Picture. Spencer Has The Innocent

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2 months ago

when is hallmark gonna release full versions of the songs from the way home? that’s the real question.


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2 months ago

Xavier stares at ghosts the same way animals do. Its like they know something is there but can't communicate it and just

Xavier Stares At Ghosts The Same Way Animals Do. Its Like They Know Something Is There But Can't Communicate

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2 months ago
School Spirits Headcannons! I've Been Getting Very Into School Spirits Recently:))
School Spirits Headcannons! I've Been Getting Very Into School Spirits Recently:))
School Spirits Headcannons! I've Been Getting Very Into School Spirits Recently:))
School Spirits Headcannons! I've Been Getting Very Into School Spirits Recently:))
School Spirits Headcannons! I've Been Getting Very Into School Spirits Recently:))
School Spirits Headcannons! I've Been Getting Very Into School Spirits Recently:))
School Spirits Headcannons! I've Been Getting Very Into School Spirits Recently:))
School Spirits Headcannons! I've Been Getting Very Into School Spirits Recently:))
School Spirits Headcannons! I've Been Getting Very Into School Spirits Recently:))
School Spirits Headcannons! I've Been Getting Very Into School Spirits Recently:))

School spirits headcannons! I've been getting very into school spirits recently:))


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2 months ago

Alice: someone other than us is using the pond

Meanwhile:

Alice: Someone Other Than Us Is Using The Pond

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2 months ago

Taking a guess now that next season the timelines will be present day, 1980s when Kat and Elliot were babies, and the 1920s???


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2 months ago

I have once again intercepted a braincell, this time while listening to Blixemi's Warriors songs (y'know a book series about a bunch of cats living in a forest) and noticed some parallels with TWH characters:

Way to You - literally every character, but especially Del about Colton and Jacob

Drowning in Memories - Jacob and Elliot about their trauma (drowning, huh, well fuck that's another thing)

Shared Eyes - Jacob and Cyrus. Jacob hating Cyrus for the kind of person he is and then doing things that really aren't much better than Cyrus's actions.

Stride by Stride - Colton to Kat, Jacob, and Elliot after his death.

Could Never Be - Kat and Susanna. There's a reason I call this one the "gay cat song" in my head. I don't think I need to say more.

All They See - Elliot and people only seeing him as Victor Augustine's son rather than as a whole entire other person.

Another You - Elliot's mom and Victor possibly.

Swallowing Shadows - I could kinda see a parallel with when Jacob felt like everything he knew in the 1800s had been a lie.

I'll be Complete - I can kinda see Susanna in this one.


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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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2 months ago

Random The Way Home headcanons:

- Nick is fiercely protective of Elliot.

- Elliot watched The Land Before Time constantly as a kid.

- Danny gives Jacob a Nintendo Switch and a copy of Pokémon Let's Go Eevee. He also later gets Scarlet. Elliot has Violet. Neither can get through the Area Zero storyline without crying.

- Jacob's favorite Pokémon is Rockruff

- Elliot's favorite Pokémon is Umbreon

- Del watches Heartland

- Alice definitely grew up watching My Little Pony. Idk who her favorite character would've been though.

- Elliot has a Stegosaurus plushie named Dominic.

- Kat loved to climb trees as a kid. She convinced Elliot to try it once, which went horribly wrong.

- Nick still thinks deez nuts is funny. Jacob also thinks deez nuts is funny.

- Elliot and Nick both play Minceraft

- Elliot has a fear of snakes


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2 months ago

Xavier got accused of killing his girlfriend, got hit by a car, died, saw ghosts, came back to life, realized he saw his dead ex girlfriends dead dad, got told his ex-girlfriend was now possessed, then got trapped in a cabin with the girl he was unknowingly flirting with online for WEEKS—who was also his dead ex girls best friend—and the possessed body of said ex girlfriend.


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3 months ago

2x07 spoilers ahead!!! Fun fact Paramount+ wouldn't let me skip the recap.

Holy fuckshit

"Can ghosts have sex?" YES THEY CAN!

Rhonda walking in on Wally and Maddie like "oh my God ew" exactly how I'd have reacted if I walked in on that.

Mr. Martin can gargle my balls. I have run out of funny ways to express my hatred for that man. He will be sitting next to Grant Ward and Victor Augustine in hell for his crimes against Xavier (he was already close but the second he put his creepy ass hands on my favorite character he sealed his fate).

I don't have a lot of thoughts for the rest of the episode other than "WHAT THE FUCK??????"

Rhonda 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


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3 months ago

It's 3 AM and I can't stop thinking about this show (cough cough Elliot my beloved). Brain what the fuckkk.


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3 months ago

Theory courtesy of my ADHDeez Nutz:

The magic of the pond itself causes people to go insane as a result of:

- knowing too much about the future

-spending too long in the past (especially at once)

People who this could be happening to:

-Elliot (this could be why so many people think something's up with him. Could be this, could be burnout per the autism theory (see separate post about that), could be both at the same time, who knows?)

-Jacob (people also wonder what the Scizor is going on with him and why he stares at people like a cat and looks like he never blinks)

-Fern (idk what to say about Fern tbh)

-Maybe even Evelyn?

Or maybe there's just crack in the pond water.


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3 months ago

I would like to show Victor what it's like to get hit by hyper beam at close range from a level 100 Melmetal named Melvyn because he deserves it because he fucking sucks.

🤬🖕Victor Augustine.


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3 months ago

S2E6 SPOILERS!!

hi hi everyone! here’s another meme drop for ya, please enjoy!

S2E6 SPOILERS!!
S2E6 SPOILERS!!
S2E6 SPOILERS!!
S2E6 SPOILERS!!
S2E6 SPOILERS!!
S2E6 SPOILERS!!
S2E6 SPOILERS!!

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3


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3 months ago

Chat the autism has gotten me

Chat The Autism Has Gotten Me

I WILL be making animations soon. TRUST.


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3 months ago

Simon: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.


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3 months ago
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