Yourmomsbookclub - Moxie's Absurd Hellhole

BTW you guys have full permission to call me out if I say something offensive or just generally not right. I encourage that actually. if you can pls give some resources for information about the thing you're calling me out for.

also no hard feelings if you block me for any reason, you shouldn't have to see content that maybe makes you uncomfortable. I understand that the things I like may be discomforting or even triggering for others. In that case I hope you can find a blog out there that posts stuff you like and are comfortable with.

Like he literally tweets in character. I am charmed.

i got the Mighty Zuma one today! yeah it's painful that he only got 2.

Zuma Good2Grow Bottle Toppers

that's funny because I've been imitating Elliot for like 3 weeks at least now. I just put a gayer spin on it.

when you're in a clothing layering competition and your opponents are sam and elliot

Nicole: *checking her bag* I have bear mace, a taser, bolt cutters-

Xavier: what?

Nicole: a knife, a map, power bank, some rope-

Claire: damn

Simon: do we really need all of this?

Nicole: a bag of chips, an energy drink, power cord-

Xavier: is this a girl thing?

Claire: maybe the first few things she just keeps going

Nicole: a shovel, some extra money, a road flair-

So um headcanon update after 3x04"

Elliot is not on the spectrum, the spectrum is ON HIM

Theory courtesy of my ADHDeez Nutz:

The magic of the pond itself causes people to go insane as a result of:

- knowing too much about the future

-spending too long in the past (especially at once)

People who this could be happening to:

-Elliot (this could be why so many people think something's up with him. Could be this, could be burnout per the autism theory (see separate post about that), could be both at the same time, who knows?)

-Jacob (people also wonder what the Scizor is going on with him and why he stares at people like a cat and looks like he never blinks)

-Fern (idk what to say about Fern tbh)

-Maybe even Evelyn?

Or maybe there's just crack in the pond water.

just depends on the day. as for fonts I just use whatever one is my favorite at this point (currently Permanent Marker) either size 13 or 17.

writing fanfic vs writing novels

more of my writing memes here (2/?)

2x06 Spoilers ahead

JESUS FUCK THIS WAS AN EPISODE.

Ik I said this last week but Mr. Martin can Pokémon Go to hell. At the end of the episode I was like "oh HELL NO". I want to hit this man with a close range hyper beam and then max rockfall his ass into the ground.

Mr. Anderson seems to be taking all this shit surprisingly well, or he's just really good at pretending he's not a complete mess.

Sandra 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.

Sheriff Baxter sitting on the desk made me laugh for some reason like that shouldn't have been funny but it was. Wally, Charley, Rhonda, and Quinn dancing was also funnier to me than it was probably supposed to be.

Charley and Yuri ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Ha! Gayyyyyyyy!

There's no way in hell Xavier's head ain't using Rapid Spin rn. Actually everyone's heads are using Rapid Spin.