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Nikto checking their home security camera, in the living room. His wife is doing yoga. But only in her pullover sweater and underwear. Make it it even worse.

He’s got the BIGGEST hard-on! While on the cargo plane

Ahaha!! I can picture this too tho

He's literally staring at you as you do your yoga so calmly. Fuck, you're in a downward dog? And he gets to see your full ass from the camera's view? The way your underwear just get a little stuck makes him fucking hard, it makes your ass look big as hell.

And he's just there, watching his phone while everyone else prepped to jump from the plane. Nikto couldn't care less, getting to see your pretty bum all in the air, exposed legs moving slowly to adjust positions. Fuck, his pants were so tight on his groin 😩

Then he has to go through the whole mission with a boner, thinking of nothing but you as he risks his life for his job. Ah, but at least the money is going into getting you a new yoga membership :)

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guys, I'm drawing very slowly, one picture takes around 3 evenings to finish. But how about a game?

i love complaining

Smug guy

I can't stop thinking about Nikto being a melodramatic bitch, you can't talk to this man for shit.

Like you're trying to plan a date:

"Hey baby are you free tomorrow?" You ask with your phone pressed between your ear and your shoulder, comparing packages of chicken for dinner. You know he eats a lot. "No man is free when he has to work for a living," Nikto tells you without a hint of hesitation, "but we are available."

or he cuts himself helping with dinner:

He holds his sliced finger up to the light, inspecting the wound while your eyes widen. He seems to sense you panic, probably with the way you're furiously googling "how to tell if you need stitches" and glances your way, setting the knife to the side. "The only pain we cannot suffer is being away from you." He assures you. "That's great baby," You tell him in a rush, already grabbing your keys, "wrap a towel around that and get in the car.

Or worse still running into one of your friends:

You'd sent Nikto to grab some beer from the cooler, while you chat with your work friend at the pharmacy counter. She's nice, you like her, definitely could see her becoming an outside of work friend. Until Nikto shows up with the six pack in hand. "Woah, he is big." She grins, Nikto grunts and glances towards the bustling pharmacy technicians. "I bet you don't get much sleep with this guy around," Your friend jokes, nudging you with a wink. You feel yourself warm, your cheeks pulling at your lips with an embarrassed smile. "We do not sleep," Nikto grumbles, "we only fall into darkness until the sun brings us back." You wince. You friend gives you a look with a strained smile.

You just want him to stop saying odd shit.

Sorry if you don’t like 18+ thoughts.

I think he has an innocence/corruption kink. Cause in his eyes he is a corrupted, broken man. Unworthy of love or any kind of affection. And just seeing the purity (in his partner or whatever) that was taken from him, makes him want to take it and keep it forever in his scarred claws.

Of course not just in taking one’s virginity or being the first blowjob. But also seeing the happiness of his partner and wanting to keep them happy and just for himself.

U know

oohhhh!!???

bogos binted, i printed 24 of them and had 3 left at the end of the day that means i met at least 20 people who likes cod. very cool.

giveaway stickers for a convention this sunday

i will tryna draw something but uni keeps eating my energy

I'm closing the session, tomorrow is the last exam....

my telegram channel, if you are interested in the process of creating works, then everything is there, and there is also a bunch of everything that I do not put here: https://t.me/Nuemmannn

i need to get through this week

i need to get through this week