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Horikoshi better let the purple boi join the hero curriculum and be that one awful Theatre Kid™

me: .

brain: hey yknow how Hitchcock has no scars from their fight with Boss?

me: .....I always assumed there were some arm scars that faded with time

brain:  nope; hitchcock has a hip scar and trouble walking without a cane now. fuck you

me:

me: aight.

Sakunirei Headcanon 2

Nirei loves seeing Sakura flustered.

He has at least 30 pages in his secret notebooks dedicated to testing and noting down anything that flusters Sakura so he can repeat his experiments. He just wants to see everything Sakura can do.

Sakura hates the burning sensation in his body when he blushes, but whenever he's able to get Nirei to blush he feels kinda proud of himself.

Though most of the time, they both end up too flustered too look at each other.

My little headcanons We still need to do it for Paps ig

I can't stop thinking about Nikto being a melodramatic bitch, you can't talk to this man for shit.

Like you're trying to plan a date:

"Hey baby are you free tomorrow?" You ask with your phone pressed between your ear and your shoulder, comparing packages of chicken for dinner. You know he eats a lot. "No man is free when he has to work for a living," Nikto tells you without a hint of hesitation, "but we are available."

or he cuts himself helping with dinner:

He holds his sliced finger up to the light, inspecting the wound while your eyes widen. He seems to sense you panic, probably with the way you're furiously googling "how to tell if you need stitches" and glances your way, setting the knife to the side. "The only pain we cannot suffer is being away from you." He assures you. "That's great baby," You tell him in a rush, already grabbing your keys, "wrap a towel around that and get in the car.

Or worse still running into one of your friends:

You'd sent Nikto to grab some beer from the cooler, while you chat with your work friend at the pharmacy counter. She's nice, you like her, definitely could see her becoming an outside of work friend. Until Nikto shows up with the six pack in hand. "Woah, he is big." She grins, Nikto grunts and glances towards the bustling pharmacy technicians. "I bet you don't get much sleep with this guy around," Your friend jokes, nudging you with a wink. You feel yourself warm, your cheeks pulling at your lips with an embarrassed smile. "We do not sleep," Nikto grumbles, "we only fall into darkness until the sun brings us back." You wince. You friend gives you a look with a strained smile.

You just want him to stop saying odd shit.

how do two chinese farmboys from rural china know english. like let's assume the common language between the MK cast is english (barring outworld but it doesnt matter i bet there's some translation magic handwaved.) if we follow this train of thought it becomes entirely, hilariously possible that kung lao, wanting to bust outta fengjian and leave for the world, was like

kung lao: im going to learn english

raiden: why??

kung lao: youre going to learn it with me, we need it for when we leave this place

raiden: hold on now. what are y

kung lao, tapping away: im downloading duolingo onto your phone and i have subbed torrents of the big bang theory we're in this together brother. bazinga

what have i done

dude i swear pepperonisecret will just drop shit on me like "i hc he sneezes like a kitten and stardust just goes pwoof!" and i'm just like "you've cursed me to draw this, you know that, right. unforgivable"

I'm so going to redraw this at some point but I have to share the old one- Post Reboot Warner Activities

This part though... This. Freaking. Part.

Imagine Garmadon and Lloyd fighting off droves of Vengestone Warriors, and Lloyd freezes in place upon watching his father fight, remembering how he was thrown around and grabbed and beaten and bruised by his father before, and he doesn't move because he's too terrified of having to work with the man who almost killed him multiple times. A Vengestone Warrior creeps up on Lloyd and Garmadon takes it out, which snaps Lloyd back to reality and they fight more and more of the VS Warriors.