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Maleficent : Bitch give me a fry
(Y/N): Is that how you ask?
Maleficent : Bitch please give me a fry
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Hades: When talking to (Y/N), remember to keep it light and casual. Use our conversation starters if you get in trouble.
Hook: Light and casual, got it.
*5 minutes into at date with (Y/N)*
Hook: IM GOING INTO LABOR
*Jafar watching from the bushes*: He’s pulling the pregnancy card THIS EARLY?!
*Hades watching through binoculars next to Jafar*: If he U-turns the conversation back to cardboard manufacturing we might clutch this
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The other villains: BEHOLD! The town goth has left their house!
(Y/N): Bring me the country music loving farm boy
Alameda: NO! NO NO YALL LET ME GO
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Gothel: Can’t a poor woman like me ever have a little fun?
(Y/N): Yeah, everyone likes to have fun.
Gothel: You like to have fun too~?
(Y/N): I mean—you’re asking about me? I mean, yeah I like too~
Gothel: Oh, yeah~?
(Y/N), annoyed: I already said yes.
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(Y/N): I have 3 dollars and 24 cents. Do something to me
Maleficent: *spits on them*
(Y/N): I love you. I wanna take you away from all of this
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Bill Sykes: They hate to see a bad bitch from New Jersey win
He’s such a silly billy guy（╹◡╹）
Go follow @kissentz her art is amazing!!!
some alameda slim for @songwithfivenames~
Been a while since I posted about this guy
Can’t stop drawing this damn cowboy
I drew the silly :)
I also did this drawing but used brighter colors
I did something with this @blapis-blazuli
(puts this guy on your dash for no reason) do what you want with this idk
20 years of Home of The Range🐮
(in Brazil🇧🇷)
🎥 Home of The Range (2004).
🎶 Pedacinho do Céu, Taryn Szpilman.
