Andy Barber X Y/n - Blog Posts

Andy barber has a shy busty girlfriend, reader and one day, reader felt horny and visits Andy's office so he could fuck her.andy was busy with work, so reader decided to boob job and blow job him

Knock Knock

WARNINGS: MINORS DNI, boob job, blow job, cum, office sex

“Yeah.” He sounded dry and uninterested and you were sure your presence would change that.

Turning the knob, you slid into his office, standing in front of him in your tight navy “office” dress and black pumps. But he didn’t even look up at you until the silence lingered more than it should of and when he saw you his face fell into his hands with a sigh.

You put your hands on your hips, scoffing at his reaction.

Pressing his palms down on the oak table, he rolled out his chair and came around to you.

“Hey baby” his hands reached towards your waist, pulling you into him as he sat on the edge of the desk “it’s not a good time.”

“What do you mean it’s not a good time… look at me!” Your hands pulled away from his strong chest to gesture to your boobs.

He chuckled a little, eyes lingering on prominent cleavage “You look lovely, but I have a 500 page document of evidence I have to get through therefore it’s not a good time.”

You pouted at him running your hands along the lapels of his suit jacket. Biting your lip at the sight of him in a suit, slowly you fell to your knees

“Honey no come on get up.” You ignored his warnings as you slowly fiddled with his belt, he did nothing to stop you but looked at you with want behind his eyes.

“Don’t do this to me baby..” he groaned at you.

“You’re stressed I just wanna help.” You spoke as you undid his zipper, pulling his pants down to his ankles along with his briefs.

He signed, rubbing the wrinkles on his forehead “Go lock the door.”

You grabbed his cock in your hand feeling the weight in your hand, watching it grow thick and hard as you trailed the veins, kitty licking the tip, as you stick your tongue in the indent of his Vick desperate yo taste his salty pre cum

Laying out your tongue you took him into your mouth, letting it slide down your throat as you wrapped your lips firmly around his cock, moving around your hands to your back you slowly unzipped your top pulling down the sleeves and letting your tits fall with a sudden drop from the constraints of the fabric, never letting his cock fall from its place in your mouth.

Andy let’s out a breathy “Jesus Christ” at the sight in front of him, pulling him out of your mouth slowly with a pop so his cock slaps against your chin and bounces with its sheer mass, glistening with your saliva. Spitting on his length you wrapped as much as you could in your hand, rubbing it up and down letting a thick layer of wet marinate on his cock.

You raise your bare chest upwards, catching his cock between your large breasts, pushing them together with your hands, you sandwiched it in tightly.

Rocking back and forth on your knees you let his cock slide up and down your chest. You stuck out your tongue, letting the head graze the tip of your tongue with every thrust.

His hands threaded through your hair, pushing your chin further to your chest and supporting himself in your cleavage as he thrusted up and down, enjoying the sensation of sloppy skin against his cock. The way your tits heave up and down against his cock, you both working in unison to work towards his edge.

Getting insatiable and craving the feeling of his release, he took control slapping your hands away from your breast, taking over with his hands cupping your breasts. Roughly grabbing them in his calloused hands causing you to moan at the feeling of his touch finally on you. You leaned your head back, letting him take over as he used the crevice of your tits to chase his high.

His tip hitting your neck and thumbs grazing your nipples. The curve of his cock thrusting perfectly against the shape of your tits.

“I’m so close baby you feel so good wrapped around me.” You were panting at this point loving the way he used you for his pleasure, letting out his stresses on your body.

“Cum on my tits honey.” You purred at him. As he grasped his hand around his cock, pumping his release onto your now glistening chest.

He lurched forward, grasping your face in his hands desperate to taste you. His way of saying thank you. Gently easing you up onto your feet, still covered in his cum. He grabbed a few tissues from behind him, cleaning you up softly. “That was so good baby, God I needed that.” You chuckled softly at his praise, turning around and moving your hair away for him to zip you up. His pointer grazing the skin of your back and sealing the final zip with a soft kiss on your bare neck and turning you around to meet his face again.

Cupping your cheek and giving you a sloppy, deep kiss.

“I don’t know how I’m gonna work after this fuck.”

“Then don’t?” You toyed with his tie, tightening it back up to his top button.

He leaned backwards, pressing the intercom button.

“Hey Leanne, yeah I’m not feeling the best I’m going home cancel all my meetings.” You bit your lip, smirking at him as his hand rubbed the soft skin between your dress hem and knee.

“Let’s get out of here shall we?”

“Maybe I should come over more often.” You pondered out loud.

“No because then I’d get fired.” He grabbed his jacket off his chair slapping your ass out of the door.

How does Andy take care of us when we’re sick 😷 🤒 🤕

He HATES seeing his precious girl sick but he thinks you look adorable with your red nose. He calls in to work and tell them he can't come in because you're more important to him than work. Rarely leaves your side, waiting for you to wake up to make sure you take your meds and drink lots of water. Even if you refuse he'll coax you into it "Come on bubby it'll make you feel better, please for me?". If he has to he'll get more stern "Water. Now." as he feeds you little sips. He's not afraid to get a little dirty so if you do need to barf his instincts kick in and he has the bucket in front of your face before you even say "I". He makes sure you're not moving too much even to the point he's carrying you into the shower and washing your hair all while softly telling you it's gonna be okay and he's right there when you need him.

𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖇𝖚𝖌𝖘 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 𝕬𝖀

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: you meet each other at your worst, and together you grow to be your best.

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: daddy!Andy Barber x little!Reader

𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘

𝐨𝐧𝐞

𝐭𝐰𝐨

𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖑𝖊𝖘

laurie walking into andy’s house and he sees baby on the couch with a paci

andy finding out he has a littlespace

Andy buying baby a bottle of his cologne to spray on all her stuff for when she gets lonely and misses her daddy

baby can’t sleep in the middle of the night

andy working overnight so baby and jake are home alone

imagine andy making baby a bracelet that says “if lost call *his number*

Laurie saying something mean to Baby and Baby starts to fake cry

baby making friends with some of the mom friends from jacob’s school

laurie finding out andy’s taking baby on lauries dream vacation

him shaving his beard while she’s little and when she sees him gets freaked out and cries part two part three

emancipation convo

baby and Andy getting married and the send a invitation to Laurie

eating andy's ass convo

drabbles feat. Juniper (baby x andy's daughter)

laurie tries to feed Juniper

junipers always sticking her lil tongue out at laurie lol

juni gets older and finds out laurie was mean to her mommy

Juniper said something really mean

She

word count: 1888

pairing: andy barber x female reader

warnings: slight mentions of cheating, slight language

a/n: so i was listening to She by Harry Styles and i got the idea for this, but the ending is different than the song. now i do NOT condone cheating in any way, this just kinda poured out of my head and it’s my first fic on my new account, so i really hope you enjoy it!

also please do not repost or copy my work in any way without asking me first thank you.

Andy woke up around the time he usually did, about 7 am, and he started his morning routine, again, like usual. Shower, teeth, coffee, get dressed, and wake his son up for the day. Around 9 was when he dropped Jacob off at school. Like everyday.

But it wasn’t like everyday was it? No, Andy had something or rather someone he just couldn’t get out of his head no matter what.

You.

But who could blame him? How could anyone not think about you? How could anyone not be consumed by the thought of you? Andy was sure that he wasn’t the only one who thought about you, he saw the looks men and even some women gave you at the office.

Around 1:00-1:30, Andy sent his assistant for his usual second cup of coffee as he thought about this. Maybe it was your aura that drew people to you, or maybe your ridiculously unique laugh. How Andy craved to hear your laugh everyday, or to even catch a glimpse of your smile. It made his head spin.

The next day Andy took his son out on their family boat. Jacob had had a hard day yesterday and he wanted to make him feel better but again, all he could think about was you. He imagined spontaneously taking you out on the boat, bags packed,and just leaving. Leaving behind all of his responsibilities, his regrets. His wife. But regrettably he did have responsibilities, he had to deal with his regrets, and he couldn’t leave his wife. Not now.

So, he carried on with his day. It got worse and worse with time, his marriage, and his thoughts of you. Laurie was starting to notice how sometimes he was there but he wasn’t. Like he was in some far off place. And in a way he was. He was with you, happy and content on some island somewhere or an apartment. The daydream always changed.

But you were always there, making him happy. He often woke up in the middle of the night to find himself smiling in his sleep. Feeling somewhat guilty sometimes, he’d try to go back to sleep and will all thoughts of you from his mind. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn’t.

The weeks ahead were torture, as Andy crawled into bed most nights he had to will his heartbeat to slow down so he could try and get some sleep. He knew now in his heart that it was right for him to feel this way, but he hoped more than anything that his son would see that too.

After a long day, and a quick goodnight peck on the cheek, Laurie slept soundly in her bed that night, a dreamless sleep wafting over her fairly easily. Her husband however, laid awake at night wondering where he went wrong.

Andy sighed,tucking his arm behind his head as he stared up at the ceiling for the third night this week. Tomorrow’s gonna be a big day. He had thought about this for a long time, and he knew what he had to do.

Too long had Andy ignored his desires, too long had he shoved away how his heart screamed at him that his marriage just wasn’t working anymore. How he shoved away his longing for you that was so prominent that even Laurie felt how different her husband was nowadays.

His touch was different, like how he held her hand so lightly, she felt like she wasn’t even holding anything at all. Or how when he hugged her, if he even did at all that week, he never squeezed and engulfed her like he used to. Even his kisses were different, once passionate, now quick little pecks on the cheek as he rushed off to work for the day. Laurie knew that her marriage was beyond repair, and that it was only a matter of time.

Andy woke up extra early the next morning. He took special care in his appearance, fixing his hair a little neater than usual, brushing his teeth a little bit harder, even wearing his favorite most expensive cologne that he had saved for special occasions. You had complimented that cologne one time at an office christmas party, so he knew you had liked it.

Everything after that was the same morning routine he had had for years. But when he got to his office, he sat in his car for a second. Letting out a sigh of air and straightening his tie.

“Today’s the day Andy, don’t screw this up”

He got out and walked up to the building fixing the sides of his hair as he pulled open the glass doors. Then you walked in and suddenly, it was like all of the air was sucked out of the room. You looked amazing, breathtaking. You hadn’t worn anything out of the ordinary, a blazer with a nice blouse tucked into long black pants, and the usual black heels. You know, as a nice lawyer would wear.

But to Andy you looked as if it was the first time he ever saw you. Then it was as if the air was thrown back into the room and he was suddenly very aware that he was just standing there, so getting a grip on himself and his briefcase, he walked into his office shutting the door. He took a second to collect himself, before opening the door and walking down the hall to your office.

He straightened his tie once again and rapped on your door.

“Y/N?”

“Come in!”

He opened the door and saw you had looked up from one of your case files, a friendly smile on your face.

“Yes, Andy, can I help you with something?”

He took a breath

“Yes actually, a file I could use your help reviewing. A fresh pair of eyes would be helpful.”

You knitted your eyebrows and Andy suddenly got nervous, something that had rarely happened to him before, but he’d be damned if you didn’t do that to him. You closed the file and crossed your arms over it. “But you don’t have any files with you?”

Goddamnit Andy, I told you not to screw it up

“I left it in my office, i’m a bit out of it today I guess” he offered a nervous laugh. You looked from him to the file on your desk and sighed. “There’s no file, is there Andy?” “Yeah there’s no file I just wanted to talk to you about something” he admitted. He sat down and looked at you.

Here goes nothing

“Would you like to get coffee sometime? With me?”

You sat back a little stunned, you didn’t know much about the man but you did know he was married and you weren’t that type of girl. Were you?

Andy noticed you glancing at his wedding band and a sweat started to form on the back of his neck. “Y/N, I- I’m leaving her.” He had stated for the first time, to her and himself. It was all real now. He was actually doing this.

Your eyes flicked back to his face. You contemplated it for a moment. If he was lying, you’d honestly be a little disappointed. He was a very handsome man, well built and well kept for most men his age. He was always nice to you as well. If he was telling the truth, this might just turn out to be a very good thing. After all, it’s just a coffee right? If it doesn’t work out so be it, but how could you not take the risk?

“I’d love to, Andy. I don’t want to get dragged in the middle of something but i’d like to see where this goes, so for now it’s just coffee”

Andy smiled to himself and nodded. “It’s a date”

That night when he got home, Laurie was waiting for him at the dining room table. A single glass of red wine in front of her. Now that wasn’t unusual but the look on her face was. She knew.

This morning she had smelled his cologne as she got up and she immediately knew that something was going on that her husband wasn’t telling her. Andy sighed and shrugged off his jacket, throwing it on the back of the couch along with his briefcase.

Loosening his tie as he walked into the dining room, he silently sat down in the chair in front of her. As soon as he settled in, tears filled her eyes.

“Laurie I-“

“Who is she?” She interrupted

“She works with me at the office. She’s another lawyer, but I swear nothing has actually physically happened. It’s just the way I feel about her”

Laurie couldn’t tell if the words made her feel better or worse. “Do you love her?” She questioned. Andy thought about it and sighed “I’m not really sure but I think that it’s the start of it or something at least” He felt bad for hurting his wife but he couldn’t do it anymore. He just didn’t love her like he used to all those years ago.

Laurie wiped what tears she could from her face “What happened, Andy? Where did it go wrong?” Andy flinched, he didn’t want to tell her the truth for fear of hurting her more, but he couldn’t give her the answer she wanted either.

“I don’t-“ he wiped his hand over his face, preparing for the answer “I don’t know Laurie but I just, it’s not there anymore. I love you, of course I do. You’re the mother of my son and I’ll always love and cherish you for that. But it’s not like how I used to.”

Laurie had calmed down a little bit by now ,not really knowing how she felt at the moment. Relief? Sadness? Anger? Maybe all of the above but she was a smart woman. She knew that it had been over for quite some time. Maybe now she could try and find happiness somewhere else.

“I understand”

The next month, Andy was moving out. He left Laurie and Jacob the house. He didn’t want to make it any harder than it had to be on either of them. He closed the Uhaul door and walked back inside the house, setting the house key on the marble counter.

He did a final sweep to make sure he got everything, and gave Jacob a hug. Andy told him that everything was going to be alright, and he knew on some level that Jacob knew everything. After all he was a smart kid. He hugged Laurie as best he could under the circumstances and headed towards the door.

As he opened it, he stepped one foot outside and turned his head to look at his soon to be ex-wife.

“You’ll find happiness, you’re an amazing woman Laurie. You just need the right guy now.”

As Laurie thought back to the other man she had been seeing for about a few months now, she offered Andy a small smile.

“I know”