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JUST SAW FANART OF RISE! DONNIE AND TIM DRAKE BEING BESTIES AND NOW I HAVE THE ITCH

if i had a nickle every time a character named jason i liked died at the hands of some power hungry asshole with no problem killing children, i'd have like two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

i feel like he would also get a custom batman made one just to shoot at it, whether real or rubber bullets, paintballs, or any other ammo depends on the day

Jason has a life-sized cutout of Bruce Wayne in his apartment, and he argues with it a hell of a lot. When Dick dropped by one day and saw it, Jason convinced him of how cathartic it was. Dick brushed him off, telling him to find healthier coping mechanisms, only to go out and get one of his own.

so i was just going thru the notes in my phone when i stumbled upon this:

like that's it. that's all there was. i have no idea where i was going with this or what the punchline was, but enjoy ig

the tags and replies on this post are great and i think it's a crime yall hide these in the tags.

now go read on the king shark dad plot here, it's great

When Dick first became Robin, he was still losing his baby teeth. He obviously used that to mess with villains.

Dick, held by a rogue: “You’ll never get any information out of me! I won’t break!” *spits out tooth*

Rogue: “I didn’t even hit you yet what—“

i'm pretty sure there are similar hc to this but the headcanon i have about mr alfred pennyworth -one that you can pry from my dead cold hands- is that he's some kind of eldritch creature that took interest in humanity a few centuries ago and decided to become part of human society.

he was intrigued and fascinated by them so he chose to live among them, as one of them. he doesn't wish to alter anything majorly; yeah he's been part of wars and whatnot, but he mainly enjoys watching and observing how humanity grows all on their own.

alfred pennyworth was not his first name, but it's the one he's come to cherish the most because of the memories that come attached.

the batclan know yet not know. they CHOOSE not to know. cause alfred is alfred.

there have been huge uncanny valley-esque moments, but it's wtv cause alfred. is. alfred.

like when the lights always flicker when alfred is immensely displeased with someone. or how alfred always seems to understand the message, no matter how vague, or even non-verbal, you are about it. or how alfred always seems fine no matter how many years have passed. or how strong and able bodied he seems to be. or how he's always there, just when you need assistance. or how he knows where everyone is at any time. or how you would think he'd be a bit forgetful in his old age, but the man remembers every tiny detail, from things like mentioning you liked art to things like what color were the socks he laid out for one of his charges. or how even the gotham rogues know to steer clear of that butler because last time one of them tried, well, they haven't spoken on the subject but arkham staff say that they have been quiet ever since, only occasionally scream for no apparent reason when left alone for too long.

alfred is alfred, any bat would say. and that's what it is, really. alfred is alfred.

extra: when you go to the museum, you can see small little depictions of him in old paintings and even writings about a creature who took to mankind and made it its mission to nurture and care those who were down on their luck and help them achieve a higher purpose. alfred was there for many others before the batclan but he will admit that the batclan is so far who he has become fondest of.

people from amity park are feral

I fucking love fics when people from amity park go to Gotham 'crime fucking central' City, and they are the craziness thing to happen.

A joker attack? They just collectively beat the shit out of him and his goons. They don't even fight them in like an actual fight. It just chaos. Fucking lightsavers, tackling, kicking the shins, biting. Their's no dignity left for the joker and his men.

The riddler? Someone just punchs him to hard and he's down for the count. That mans dead.

Scarecrow? They just goesn't breath in the fear gas and hits him with a pan or something.

they are the menaces of Gotham now. Danny doesn't even be phantom in Gotham, he's just a normal guy to these people. It just danny and his classmates. The villains have never known peace since. And the poor bats or trying to find this feral group of children, who seem to have no safe for themselves.

You know what would be totally awesome? is if the Joker was like Pennywise

Jason would get to be Georgie AND zombie Patrick Hockstetter

The new cycle would start with the whole batclan and Dick and Bruce would be the only ones who actually know what’s going on other than Tim obvy cause he would’ve seen some shit

It would be like if they were all on fear gas and clay face was kicking their asses but ten times worse

Like cmon