Big Dick Nick - Blog Posts

nick being aussie gave me such whiplash cause it’d be constant american accents and suddenly he’s all like, “naurrr mate oi’ve gotten meself chomped by this big bloody bugger nahhh fuck me mate”

nick going on and on about how he wishes he were like jacob because "he's all hot and attractive and funny and charismatic and great and perfect" and everyone is just looking at him like????? ok fruit?

CHAPTER 2 - Truth or Dare

“Okay boys, I’m gonna have to stop you right there. As much as I’m enjoying your charming machismo, the moment we step foot on the shooting range, we’re playing by my rules, okay? And what I say, goes. Got it?”

they’re best friends obviously!!