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CHRISTIAN LINDNER STUPID IDIOT MOTHER FUCKING CHRISTIAN LINDNER GODDAMN FOOL BWL JUSTUS DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTIAN LINDNER STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT CHRISTIAN LINDNER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKING BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOS OF HIMSELF IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MAN'S FACE (i wish) AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME
Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.
people always talk about how germans have hundreds of words for apple core or cum but no one ever mentions our countless synonyms for awkward
tag yourself i’m dabbsch
Welche Ausbildung solltest du machen? Ein absolut ernstzunehmendes Uquiz, wie es sie sonst nur beim Arbeitsamt gibt.
Translation for all our non-german friends:
New fandom + new Song = the best
You know, whenever I get a new phase because of a new fandom that I’m into, the whole thing immediately links itself to the music I'm listening to right now. Every time. Even though often, the music doesn’t even really fit, I still always associate this fandom with this one particular song and vice versa. I always think it’s a bit funny when I look at other fanmade playlists and the songs that I associate with the fandom of course don't appear in them at all. My latest obsession: Spatort (Tatort Saarbrücken, for those of you who don't know that) paired with the song "See You Again" by Roosevelt. Probably doesn't fit together at all but fuck it.
Neues Fandom + neuer Song = Beste
Wisst ihr, immer wenn ich ne neue Phase wegen eines neuen Fandoms bekomme, verknüpft sich das ganze auch immer mit der Musik die ich grad höre. Jedes Mal. Obwohl häufig die Musik vielleicht noch nicht mal wirklich dazu passt, assoziiere ich dieses Fandom trotzdem immer mit diesem einen Song und umgekehrt. Find‘s immer ein bissl witzig, wenn ich dann in andere Fan-Playlists gucke und die Songs die ich damit verbinde natürlich so gar nicht darin vorkommen. Meine neuste Obsession: Spatort (Tatort Saarbrücken, für die die das nicht wissen) gepaart mit dem Song „See You Again“ von Roosevelt. Passt wahrscheinlich so gar nicht zusammen aber scheiß drauf.
Neues Fandom + neuer Song = Beste
Wisst ihr, immer wenn ich ne neue Phase wegen eines neuen Fandoms bekomme, verknüpft sich das ganze auch immer mit der Musik die ich grad höre. Jedes Mal. Obwohl häufig die Musik vielleicht noch nicht mal wirklich dazu passt, assoziiere ich dieses Fandom trotzdem immer mit diesem einen Song und umgekehrt. Find‘s immer ein bissl witzig, wenn ich dann in andere Fan-Playlists gucke und die Songs die ich damit verbinde natürlich so gar nicht darin vorkommen. Meine neuste Obsession: Spatort (Tatort Saarbrücken, für die die das nicht wissen) gepaart mit dem Song „See You Again“ von Roosevelt. Passt wahrscheinlich so gar nicht zusammen aber scheiß drauf.
peak german television
Winter 2022/23. Der ganze Öffentliche Dienst friert. Der ganze Öffentliche Dienst? Nein, in Hengasch hat Heike Schäffer so viele Pullis gestrickt, da friert niemand.
as a German, I HEAVILY agree. Iss dein Brot!!!
not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread
are there any Germans here?
Hätte nicht gedacht im Jahr 2025 ein neues Komfortship aus einem Tatort zu bekommen.
Die AO3 Fanfictions sind echt fire.
(Ich werde verrückt, wenn Hörk nicht Canon wird)
ok so i've been into slang of different languages recently and discovered that for some reason there isnt sufficient material on how german teenagers actually talk (aka me having found a new hyperfixstion)
So buckle up folks and get ready for my (very)incomplete list of actual german slang
(Please add your words if you think of more stuff and remember that it differs from state to state)
I'm from Baden-Württemberg so guess what you're getting some bawü specific phrases
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Dicka/digga- bro (very common,but also very informal)
Junge/alter -bro/boy -> "jungeeee " is an actual sentence that you use when you're very done with your life ,imagine a very weary sigh
chaya-slang for girl (but a bit derogatory and not very fine language or as we call it,a bit asi)
typ- guy
Para/flouz-money
grass-weed
kippe-cigarette
kiffen-to smoke weed
ficken-to fuck
Schwuchtel-faggot
fotze-cunt
scheiße-shit (my friends and I say scheiße with a soft s usually just cause scheiße when its pronounced how it should be sounds so harsh)
Ach du scheiße-oh shit
Labern-to talk (informal and has a negative tone) -> e.g you can say "laber nicht" to your friends if they tell you something you dont believe like nah dont bullshit me
nh/ge/gell-right?! (at the end of a sentence)
raff dich-get yourself together
bock haben-to want to do something
Schwänzen-to skip school
Gottlos-I honestly dont know how to translate this
Ehrenlos-something, someone did that was very low of them
einunddreißiger(31er)-betrayer
hurensohn/nuttensohn- son of a bitch but nuttensohn is way cruder
arsch-ass
Geben-to give but it sounds very sexual if you say for example ,I gave it (the book)to her;so please use the object here and not the objektpronomen
mäßig-type shit
auf den/auf xy basis- idk how to translate this but if you want to describe that something you did was done spontaneously for example you csn say „auf entspannt“/„auf entspannter basis“
die kann mich am arsch lecken- rude way of saying you dont care about someone
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Some grammar things:
When speaking we shorten our sentences
Siehst du das nicht?- siehste das net/nich?
Let's -Lass (xy)
In baden württemberg,people very often put the verb etwas tun =to do something,in sentences where they dont need it
=> ich tu das machen; this literally translates to I do making that
------text slang-----
trzdm-trotzdem
isso-ALSO USED VERY OFTEN IN SPOKEN GERMAN but it's like saying yess exactly
net/nd-nicht
wmd-what are u doing (haven't used this since the 7th grade so idk but it exists)
hs-hurensohn
Yeah that wraps it up ,if any of y'all have additions to make please add them
lucio101,pashanim,rin and faroon are the best german rappers pass it on