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*Druig and Phastos drunk*
Druig: Do you notice that whatever Ikaris does pisses off everyone?
Phastos: Totally!
*Ikaris doing his own thing eating chicken*
Druig: Look at that bitch eating chicken like nothing.
Phastos: Why you eating chicken bitch?
*In the ship of the Eternals going to Earth*
Druig *signing*:And who is he again?
Makkari*signing back*: That's Ikaris , the capitain.
Druig*signing while cracking up*: Really? Well he clearly didn't make a big impresion on me. Oh, I'm gonna have so much fun with this asshole.
Ikaris: Druig, think you can answer questions without the usual level of sarcasm when I speak to you.
Druig:Ok, if you don't ask stupid questions, I wont answer with sarcasm.
Ikaris*whispering to Kingo*:I think Sersi is undressing me with her eyes.
Kingo: I don't think so, dude she's eating chips.
Druig: What are you guys talking about?
Ikaris:Nothing.
Druig: Come'on I won't laugh or say something, I'm bored.
Ikaris: Fine, but I swear to god if you do say something.
Druig:Yeah, you will burn me with your laser eyes. So go ahead tell me.
Kingo: He thinks Sersi is undressing him with her eyes.
Druig*running away*: No, because she isn't laughing, you morons.
Druig: Stabbing someone is inmoral?
Sersi: You're not going to stab my husband druig.
Sprite: Yeah, don't stab Ikaris.
Phastos: I mean if he consents it, where's the harm in that?
Kingo: And it depends where you stab him.
Ikaris: I'm sorry what?
Druig: Look, I know we have an uspoken rivalry, but I...
Ikaris: First, of all it's not a rivalry, I just you're always mean to me. And it's not unspoken you always talk about how much you hate me.
Ikaris:Any questions?
Druig: Yeah, I have one.
Ikaris: What Druig?
Druig: How dare you?!