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If MC and Jake were cops:
MC: Fuck the police!
Jake: We are the police...
MC: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?
'MC: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
Jessy: I haven't slept for seventy-three hours.
MC: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Jake: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Cleo: You guys are fucking terrifying.
Hannah: Why are Jake and MC sitting with their backs to each other?
Jessy: They had a fight.
Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?
Jessy: They get sad when they fight.
Lilly: Jake isn’t answering their phone
MC: I’ll call
Lilly: Cleo and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Jake: Hello?
Lilly: Hey, Jake? Can I get some dating advice?
Jake: Just because I'm with MC doesn't mean I know how I did it.
MC: Truth or dare?
Jake: Truth.
MC: How many hours have you slept this week?
Jake:
Jake: Dare.
MC: Go to sleep.
Jake: I don't like this game.
MC: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
If MC actually went to duskwood:
MWAF, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, MC.
MC: How did you do that without turning around?
MWAF: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
*Cleo and Thomas sitting in jail together*
Cleo: So who should we call?
Thomas: I’d call MC, but I feel safer in jail
Phil: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adults with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to find a murderer!
Cleo: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Dan: More or less, I guess...
Richy: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Thomas: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
MC: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!
Jake: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
MC: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Jessy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Richy: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Dan: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Jake: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Players replaying duskwood be like:
MC: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Jake: Is it me, MC?
MC: No, it’s not you.
Jessy: Is it me, MC?
MC: It’s not you either.
Richy: Is it me, MC?
MC:
MC, mockingly: Is IT mE MC?
Jake: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
MC: I don’t know how to do that.
Richy: I don’t wear a watch.
Dan: Time is a construct.
MC: Bye Jake! Bye Lilly! Bye Dan! Bye Thomas! Bye Cleo! Bye Jessy! Bye Richy! Bye Jake!
Jessy: You said ‘bye Jake’ twice.
MC: I like Jake.
Jake: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Thomas: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Jessy: I got distracted about halfway through.
Dan: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
MC: I trust Dan.
Cleo: You think they know what they're doing?
MC: I wouldn't go that far.
Jessy: I can’t believe you've been helping us, and yet, you won’t let anyone get to know you.
Jake: You people already know too much about me.
Dan: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us get to know you.
Jessy: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Darkness: How am I supposed to know?
MC: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Darkness: *sighs*
Darkness: You wouldn't be trapped.
Dan: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
MC: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Cleo: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
MC: Three of us saw it, Cleo. How do you explain that?
Cleo: *points at Jake* Sleep deprivation. *points at Jessy* Paranoia. *points at Thomas* Delusional personality disorder.
MC: Dammit, Thomas!
Thomas: It wasn't me!
MC: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit Cleo!
Cleo: Not me either.
MC: Oh....then who broke into *random stranger's house*?
Jessy: *whistles*
Jake: You really put away everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Thomas: Several traffic violations.
Dan: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Jessy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
MC: Also, that's not our car.
MWAF: Oh, so when crows remember who wronged them and hold grudges, "it's intelligent" and really "cool".
MWAF: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".
MC: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Richy: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Dan?
Dan: Probably “road work ahead”.
Cleo: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
MC: I just ended a four year relationship.
Jake: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
MC: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Dan and Jessy fighting from across the room*
Dan: You're right.
Jake: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Dan : I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.
Cleo: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?