Duskwood Jake - Blog Posts

Nymos, who very much is Kaden: I WON'T change my profile picture! You see me every day, MC! Let me keep my eye!

MC: I will take away your internet access...

Kaden: You would NOT!

MC: 1...

(Do y'all still remember Kaden? XD)

Lilly: Hey Jake. Uh, why's there a "No AI art in this house!" -sign outside the door?

Jake: Don't ask.. MC's just dreamed they were working on another case but all characters were weird animated AI projection except for two. MC said it reminded them of horror movies with dolls. Now they ban it from our home.

Lilly: But what about Nymos?

Jake: The two are still discussing this...

MC: Listen, Nymos! As long as I pay for your internet access, you do as I tell you!

I would absolutely adore if that were to happen *-* But it would only be acceptable if, in the end, George would tell us how proud he is. And then reveal himself.

I would squeal. Like literally.

My parents would be scared I'd be dying or something.

Haha.

WHAT IF WE MEET JAKE, BUT HE DOESN'T INTRODUCE HIMSELF AS JAKE, BUT WE MEET HIM, WE SEE HIS FACE AND THINK HE IS SOMEONE ELSE CALLED "GEORGE" OR SOMETHING

Just imagine there's a new hacker that wants to get to know us xD

Plus points: Imagine a new hacker that wants to teach us and us being like 'Naaaah, we already know that stuff. We have our own hacker'

Or Nymos just attacking xD

first moonvale meme xD

It's been a while.

;)

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If MC and Jake were cops:

MC: Fuck the police!

Jake: We are the police...

Jessy: I haven't slept for seventy-three hours.

MC: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Jake: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Cleo: You guys are fucking terrifying.

Hannah: Why are Jake and MC sitting with their backs to each other?

Jessy: They had a fight.

Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?

Jessy: They get sad when they fight.

Lilly: Jake isn’t answering their phone

MC: I’ll call

Lilly: Cleo and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Jake: Hello?

Lilly: Hey, Jake? Can I get some dating advice?

Jake: Just because I'm with MC doesn't mean I know how I did it.

MC: Truth or dare?

Jake: Truth.

MC: How many hours have you slept this week?

Jake:

Jake: Dare.

MC: Go to sleep.

Jake: I don't like this game.

Jake: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

MC: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Jessy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Richy: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Dan: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Jake: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Players replaying duskwood be like:

MC: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Jake: Is it me, MC?

MC: No, it’s not you.

Jessy: Is it me, MC?

MC: It’s not you either.

Richy: Is it me, MC?

MC:

MC, mockingly: Is IT mE MC?

Jake: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

MC: I don’t know how to do that.

Richy: I don’t wear a watch.

Dan: Time is a construct.

MC: Bye Jake! Bye Lilly! Bye Dan! Bye Thomas! Bye Cleo! Bye Jessy! Bye Richy! Bye Jake!

Jessy: You said ‘bye Jake’ twice.

MC: I like Jake.

Jake: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Thomas: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Jessy: I got distracted about halfway through.

Dan: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Jessy: I can’t believe you've been helping us, and yet, you won’t let anyone get to know you.

Jake: You people already know too much about me.

Dan: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us get to know you.

MC: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Cleo: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

MC: Three of us saw it, Cleo. How do you explain that?

Cleo: *points at Jake* Sleep deprivation. *points at Jessy* Paranoia. *points at Thomas* Delusional personality disorder.

Jake: You really put away everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Thomas: Several traffic violations.

Dan: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jessy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

MC: Also, that's not our car.

MC: I just ended a four year relationship.

Jake: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

MC: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Dan and Jessy fighting from across the room*

Dan: You're right.

Jake: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Jake: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.