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Steve to Dustin: First rule of battle... don’t ever let them know where you are.
Eddie, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! Steve: Of course, there are other schools of thought
Dustin: So, are you two dating now? Steve & Eddie: Yes. Dustin: Why? Steve: I happen to find Eddie very appealing. Dustin: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with him
Dustin: H-how do you ask someone out? Eddie: Well, first- Steve: Don't ask Eddie, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. Dustin: ...And you said yes
Eddie: Where are my fucking keys?
Steve: Eddie, Dustin is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Eddie: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!
Dustin: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Steve: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Eddie I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
*Later that night*
Steve, very much awake: Uh oh
Dustin: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Eddie : Bet you I can!
Steve: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper