Dyke Bait - Blog Posts

My 90% of time is spent on Stardew Valley and putting mods in the game, the other 10% is what I actually play.

I want a butch for me to hug and put her face between my breasts.

I just want a butch to touch my boobs, I'm so needy these days. Gosh. I'm almost crying about this already, help.

99% of my problems would be solved if I just had a Vivienne Westwood lighter.

A girl's top three from 2006 so you guys can get to know me better♡

Songs: Menina Veneno - Ritchie; Happy Nation - Ace of base; Sailor Song - Gigi Perez.

Movies: The incredibly true adventure of two in love - 1995; O Auto da Compadecida - 2000; Sleeping Beauty - 1959.

Books: O Auto da Compadecida by Ariano Suassuna - 1955; I have no mouth and I must scream by Harlan Ellison - 1967; The Inferno of Dante by Dante Alighieri - 1321

Foods: Pasta, Mini pie and roll cake.

childhood cartoons: Peppermint rose, Tom & Jerry, Little Lulu.

Hobbies: Play Kalimba, paint, write.

Games: Minecraft, Stardew Valley, pokemon.

Animes/Manga: Nana, Ganbare Nakamura kun, Owari no Seraph.

Streamers: Cellbit, Moonkase, Scottonauta

Byee

I changed the theme on my phone, I loved how it turned out. I'm loving my red and beige phase.

My 16 to 17 year old self would be incredulous that I'm actually 18 now, I mean, I had anxiety attacks because I didn't want to be 18, I wanted to be 15 forever. Thank goodness I'm already 18.

Another thing is that when I was 16 I wanted to date someone who was 20. Now that I'm 18 it's like this: Either you're 18 or older or nothing happens.

And I'm still in school at 18, it's already lara I'm in college. damn.

Babe, write your name on my lips with your kiss, make me yours because it's only you that I need.

It's something specific, but I would love to have a huge collections of lingerie, pantyhose, pipes and fans. And Vivienne Westwood lighters. Like, 200 of each, or much more.

I wanna get so dumb tonight. I'm gonna tie my legs to my bed to keep them open, put my vibrator on my clit and tease myself until I'm a slutty mess. Then I'm gonna fuck myself so hard, I want to be shaking and crying. I want to be on a whole different planet. I'm begging the horny gods to make me go dumb.

I need to be fucked hard. Im literally pent up, I hate being on anti depressants😭 I CANT CUM RAHH

I love calling my dildo my cock.. I wanna rest my hand on in a subs head and watch as they slowly take my cock deep in their mouth. Petting them as they bob their head, telling them what a good cock whore they are for mommy. Guiding them up and down my pink glittery cock as I listen to them gag and choke. Their eyes all tears and red ugh.

Who wants to get scratched with my duckies?

god I should have a girl scratching at my scalp and squeezing my head between her thighs while I make her squeal and beg right now

The things I'd do to come back from work just to spoil my stay at home butch with an online shopping spree after I eat them out.

vaguely nsfw asks

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

3. Are you a virgin?

4. Are you in a relationship?

5. Are you in love?

6. Are you single this year?

7. Can you commit to one person?

8. Describe your crush

9. Describe your perfect mate

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

11. Do you ever want to get married?

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

13. Do you get jealous easily?

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

15. Do you have any piercings?

16. Do you have any tattoos?

17. Do you like kissing in public?

20. Do you shower every day?

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

43. How long was your longest relationship?

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

47. How old are you?

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

55. Share a relationship story.

56. State 8 facts about your body

57. Things you want to say to an ex

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

64. What is your definition of cheating?

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

68. What is your sexual orientation?

69. What turns you off?

70. What turns you on?

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

83. Who was your first kiss with?

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

Whenever my hands are cold I lightly touch my nipples and I jump as they get hard🩷

how do you feel about horny needy fems

I love horny needy fems, y'all are so cute like omg sit on my lap and let me play with your hair. As a femme who is barely horny, even though it might not seem like it, and a service top I LOVE YALL GET IN MY DMS FOR A KISS SWEET BABIES🤭🩷

Rawr⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄

Cordelia reblogged before it got flagged YIPPIE!!

My first time using a dildo

I bought a dildo and used it for the first time yesterday.. it changed my life😭🫶 I've never had such a powerful, beautiful orgasm, IT TRULY WAS LIKE I WAS OPENING MY THIRD EYE AND I FEEL MORE CONNECTED WITH MY BODY.

it took me about an hour to stretch myself out and get the dildo inside me, my vibrator was on my clit the whole time. I was panting and whining, I almost gave up until it finally went inside. I literally gasped and started crying (in the best way possible). I felt so full and I only had the tip in^⁠_⁠^ Slowly I start pushing deeper and deeper next thing I know I'm cumming harder then I ever had before. I didn't even get to thrust, I literally laid there with my dildo deep inside me for like 10 minutes trembling. I couldn't go anymore after that so I decided to start training my throat. I'm so sore I love it ugh

100/10 experience

LESBIAN POST!! MINORS AND MEN DNI!!

DYING BC OF KERMIT IN THE BACK💀😭

Lesbian Subaru ads from the mid 90s/early 2000s