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me: *tell my mum i am full*
My ed:
My mum: *leaves the room*
Me: ooo emPANADAS *eats 3*
My brain: thank you
My ed:
Based on a true story
(4:36pm)
Me: omG I LOST 3 POUNDS ;_;
My brain: great, next, die
My ed: hOLD A FUCKING SECOND, WHEN, WERE, HOW, WHO, WHAT¿ but you still fat gurl.
Me: -counting how much calories I ate last week and trying to anilize how I lost 3 pounds in a week after bingin' 2 times-
Me: -Eats 53 calories more than 400-
My ed: bITCH WTF YOU'RE DOING, THAT IS GONNA AFFECT YOUR WEIGHT LATER, thAT'S WHY YOU STILL IN THAT WEIGHT
Me:
Me: -do nothing after binging for 3 days-
My ed: sTARVE YOURSELF
My brain: Don't yoU DARE
Me: -starves-
My brain:
Me: -eat something-
My ed: That had like 10 calories
Me: So?
My ed: yoU aRe gOnnA bE FAT
Me:
me when someone says they have only eaten 500 calories:
Me when I eat only 300-400 calories and that person get angry about that:
A lot in the ana community: o yEAh cofFee YuM yUm iS my fAvorItE meAl
Me, who doesn't like coffee:
(Please tell me I'm not the only one who don't like coffee):
Me: *Binges literally all day*
My ed: