Eric Theodore Cartman - Blog Posts

She ATE that shit up

i drink to forget but i always rember 
fhjfyuf why did i do this? 
edit. tumblr makes it look gray n shit i dunno why

Sup guz hhapy new Yer 🥴👍

(And yes my stupid ass did write 2020 instead of 2021)

"Kahl quick we have to hide"

I hear a half whisper coming from the doorway and without having time to process what's happening I'm being pushed into a closet.

"What the hell is-"

"Shh quiet jew, they might hear"

Now where both cramped intoo a tiny closet. Well it's not tiny it's just Cartman being fat and taking up a lot of space while I'm just barely squeezed in holding the closet doors shut.

"What are you talking about?"

"I saw a rober with a gun here"

"What!?"

"Shhh"

"Sorry...what? We have to call the cops"

"I'm not stupid Kahl, I alredy did. Now we just have to wait here"

"Allright" I agree and everything goes to silance.

Well this is kindda awkward...um

God and it doesnt help that where so crampt in here. He's propably hunched over cuz I can feel his hot breath on my neck. God hes so close JESUS CHRIST WHY IS HE SO CLOSE A-

"You okay Kah-?"

"Yes"

ye if you’re getting deja vu then you’re not crazy xd

this is one of the kyman sketches I have posted but now with slightly different expressions and Christmas outfits yay 🙂

no srs I didn't get lazy I actually got over myself and messed up a cupule times trying to do this “big project” and since I didn't what to feel like I wasted time I made this lil thing 

dunno hope you like it and happy holidays 🎄🥴✨

Now I'm laying in the bed terrified. Fuck I just saw a flashlight flash in my window someone is trying to get in here! WHat DO I DO?! AHh no Kyle get it together you're sounding like Tweek. Yeah shut your eyes... forget... mabye I should still loo-

My quick start of a sleep was intorupted by a pair of hands. Hands? Touching around my bed like there blind and then my arm? Hands... OH

"AA-" I scream but one of them covers my mouth and I hear a low husky "shhh"

"Its okay it's me Kahl" the 'stranger' quietly reassures but takes my pause as mark of not knowing who he is. Surprised he continues

"Kahl? Is this you?"

Then he starts touching around my face with his bigass hands. He squeezes the puffy hair but still is not reassured so goes around some more. As soon as he touches the nose he says "Yeah okay that's Kahl"

Man the way I draw Cartman changes with every drawing I swer I'm doing it unintentionally xd

2020-06-17

Ah yes the boi- aHem girlz 😳👍

Yup my headcanon is that Kyle is the shortest no matter what universe

2020-11-27

Shhh yes I know Butters arms are the wrong way 🤫

This is old and we dont talk about that 😳

2020-06-01

and yes I started off pride month with this 🥴 🏳️‍🌈