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IM KIDDING ‼️‼️‼️FOR I AM UNSTOPPABLE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

If he ever kills your brother just just- kiss him it’ll get better 🤗🤗🤗

“ We are the same you and I “ ahhh trope 💀💀💀

Jacob: Snipe the deputy from the top of the hill. Don't move away. The stronger spirit will prevail. Chosen Soldiers: Isn't that how Brother John died? Jacob: BROTHER JOHN WAS WEAK.

Sunset's soft. They aren't.

Please take your time to enjoy the song and some rather scenic footage.

After a long day of dirty work, Boss Staci's got his smoke, Jacop's got his beer, and neither has any plans to talk about what just went down. It's not exactly peace, but it's the closest they get to tranquility.

Omg, that is John Sid from Toy Story.

Charlie Hunnam. AGAIN?!

So if you merge Jacob and Staci, apparently, you get

Charlie Hunnam. AGAIN.

You can see more Hunnam content

here

here

here

and here

3D Staci

I made this sheet before Jacob's, it turned out a bit worse, and I am angry about that. But still, feel free to use (or stare 👀). Here is a higher-than-tumblr-quality version.

3D Hakob

Go say thank you to @pande-monty-um for asking me to make this Jacob's head perspective sheet. Feel free to use it for reference (especially if you then provide us with some hot Hakob content ohoho) or just for staring respectfully (lies). Here is a higher-than-tumblr-quality version. If you want some more Jacobs looking at you from above, I got you fam!!!

How The Turn Tables

Fuck around, and find out. Everyone has their limits

Oh no, the tables have turned. Again.

Meet Cartel Boss Staci's twin brother:

Mob King Stacy.

Yes, their parents named them Staci and Stacy. They also refused to elaborate further.

Priest(ess) Pratt

Trying different face makeups for my sweet boi

This one looks cursed.

So here is a cute crying bebe to cleanse the palate.

You (Are What You) Eat

This is my humble contribution to the Far Cry 5's anniversary, as well as your daily reminder to watch The Color of Pomegranates.

Taking Jacop to Dunas de Bilbao was a mistake.

Incorrect Quotes. Far Cry 5

Deputy - “A Preacher, a Lawyer and a Soldier? You guys are like the start of a bad joke”

Jacob - “And we saved you. That makes you the punch line … kitty” *suddenly pinned against the wall*

Deputy - “Don’t call me kitty!”

Jacob - “Ok, I won’t … *pins the deputy to the floor* kitty”

John - *to Joseph* “If they kiss I’m gonna puke”

Incorrect Quotes. Far Cry 5

John - “You. Me. Beautiful baby. Now”

Deputy - “You? Me? Fat chance” *walks away*

John - “I’ve got a chance! *turns to Joseph* AND IT’S FAT!”

A massive happy birthday to Giancarlo Esposito!

Can’t wait to see you in Far Cry 6

Never called Jacob a “murderous wolf daddy” but I think I might start 🥵😋

I am having this right now with Far Cry VILLIANS!

First it was Vaas now it’s John.

God damn it, I really hate my brain sometimes

My last brain cell when I find yet another fictional psychopath to fall in love with.

I haven’t even played the game and I’m stuck TwT .

But can’t wait for Far Cry 6! Now that’s a game I will get when it’s hyped. I will not make the same mistake twice

pov: you started playing far cry 5 in 2020 and now you’re stuck with this obsession and a fandom that’s been dead since last year

Sharky Boshaw is canonly a himbo and so is hurk and no one can change my mind

HIS LITTLE SMILE

i want this man to marry me

the deputy when they see a peggie

boomer seeing the deputy:

the deputy after the game ended and most of the people they loved die and now they are stuck with Joseph:

John Seed trying to seduce the deputy:

the deputy having to listen to the Seeds tell them their whole life story 5 minutes after meeting them: