Genshin Impact Hcs - Blog Posts

applying for jobas

what happens when you apply for a job in teyvat!

includes: hu tao, xiangling, rosaria, albedo

masterlist here.

hu tao

"good evening, kid! what are you doing here?" "i'm here to apply for a job." "ohh, great! we have been so understaffed lately, it's just me and zhongli, everyone else who sees corpses everyday can't stand it!" "haha. i also see corpses everyday, so i will be fine. my whole family is dead." "oh, sorry. anyways, wear our uniform! here, 20 bucks please."

"um.. no. not before i see the salary." "sorry! err... it's $300000 mora a month." "what? are you for real? what a deal!"

hu tao smirked. after all, they only give staff such a high salary because they overprice their funerals. people who think zhongli is poor because he works here are so dumb! someone like him will not ever accept a paycheck.

xiangling

walking to wanmin restaurant, you wanted to talk to chef mao but accidentally read the wanmin restaurant poster instead.

"chef mao, i'm here to be an apprentice." "sorry kid, we don't accept any staff. me and my daughter is enough. and we certainly don't want some stranger to ruin our recipes." "by 'recipe' you mean a fucking slime secretions sandwich? hell naw ywou do your thing. i'll work for the liuli pavilion."

"fine by me. we don't need you," chef mao says.

when he said that, a girl's head popped out from under the counter.

"dadd!!! we are in need of kitchen help. if she will ruin our recipes, we can still let her cut and prepare the ingredients! you won't need to wake up at 4 every morning to shave potatoes again..." "i suppose you're right," he sighed. "welcome aboard. but before that, how fast can you cut a carrot?" "like a normal person. i'm slow, but practice makes perfect, right.."

"yes it does. now please, cut up this chicken into cubes. our popcorn chicken is very popular."

rosaria

"you? work in church? why are you even asking me? when i go to church i don't even sing with my sisters."

"well you were standing outside the church like you wanted to go inside so i thought you were a nun hiring people."

"no, i wanted to go inside because it was burning hot outside. and i was waiting for the nuns to finish singing about bartabatos." "who is that?" "you want to become a nun and don't know who that is? oh gods."

albedo

i'm truly scared of that stone faced alchemist. but i've graduated from sumeru academy, so he can't not accept me right? although i did not pass with flying colours. albedo is always wandering around collecting birds in cages and turning them into geovishaps.. how scary. but alchemy is the only thing i'm good at, and i need a job! here goes..

"hey. i'm someone who likes alchemy. wanna hire me?" "only if you're better than timaeus and won't push this green haired girl and awaken a giant dead ice flower." "umm.. surely not. that seems impossible." "well, it sure isn't. i've experienced it." "i would be surprised if you haven't. you talk about it like it's real."

"turn this boar into a lamb please, it's a test."

after a few hours, you made the boar look like a lamb. "good job. i can surely do things faster than that, but hey, at least you're better than timaeus. all he does is stand near the alchemy table and interrupt people when they want to craft something."

"i feel you... and people." you say.

Radom thought, too shy to post on main:

Wriothesley using reader tits as a way to relax. Bro is to stressed in his work, and reader arrives sweetly to have lunch with him. He looks at that pretty dress, how her breasts look perfect with this corset.

I was shy about hornyposting on main too once. Then I was corrupted and now I love it.

Pairing: Wriothesley x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, office sex, breast worship, nipple play, cum shot, titfucking, groping, messy

A/N: All booba is good booba and I will always stand by that.

If you ask Wriothesley there is no better meal than you. How could anything compare to how sweet you taste on his tongue or how soft your breasts feel in his hand? Nothing will ever make his mouth water more than seeing you walk into his office with homemade food but at the same time looking like the only thing he needs to eat. Fucking hell, you knew this would happen, it's why you dressed like you did in the first place, the low cut, perfect for him to take off.

Fact is that for Wriothesley you are the ultimate way to replenish his energy and get rid of his stress at the same time. He will eat the food first, the last thing he wants is to seem rude, but he'll do it as quickly as he can so there's still time to be with you. After the food he'll sit you on the table, slowly pull your corset down and thumb your nipples until they pebble under his touch. He does this while watching you so intently, watching as your panties grow damp from his hands moving and groping.

Wriothesley knows you won't be able to handle his mouth without letting out some sounds so while one hand is busy pinching, rolling and pulling at your nipple the other is against your mouth, keeping your moans silent. Don't worry, the other nipple won't go without attention, that's what his mouth is for. His tongue presses flat against your nipple, keeping the stiff peak warm and safe while the other is abused and tesed by his fingers until it's sensitive. Even blowing on it feels like too much when he switches the positions. But you can't help yourself, you press his head and mouth closer, moaning against his hand, grinding against his pulsing bulge until you orgasm.

You're not a selfish lover and neither is he, you know that when he gets in this mood the only way to appease him is on your knees. Wriothesley almost falls over when he feels your soft tits massageing his hard cock, moving up and down until only the tip pokes out. A perfect distance for your tongue to dart out and lick the cum off. His hands grab onto the desk as he starts moving his hips, your mouth open to aceept and suck the angry, red, leaking tip whenever it arrives. The moans aren't yours this time, they're his and he is very loud when he enjoys himself to the fullest.

Minutes, hours it doesn't matter how long you've been on your knees, you don't care when he gets like this, feral because of you. He won't hold back, he can't hold back any of his cum when he's fucking those perfect tits, that warm mouth, when your eyes are looking up at him, worldessly asking him to come, come now, come hard, come all over your tits, nipples and face. Wriothesley makes a fine mess of you, white cum painting the upper half of your body, sticky strings leading from your mouth to his cock. Doesn't matter how messy it is, he pulls you up into his lap and proceeds to clean you up with his skilled tongue, worshiping every bit of you that aceepted his cum.