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obnoxious!hawks headcanons inspired by the pigeon
(Disclaimer bc I know what it’s like: the word obnoxious is used in a humorous manner and if you do any of these things that does not mean your friends secretly hate you.)
to indicate he likes food he chews really loudly and aggressively and does those “mmhhh” sounds
always squats on random infrastructure like lampposts when outside and then just looks down on people while talking to them
never sorts his laundry and the colours magically never bleed, so he’s always bragging about that when someone mentions that they’re tired from doing laundry like “just throw everything in at once that’s how I do it and nothing happens”🤷♂️ (inspired by a real person. I hope you know how blessed you are.)
tickles ppl with his feathers when he’s bored and then acts like he didn’t do anything when they complain
his hair always looks perfect and healthy, no matter if he styled it or exposed it to wind and weather. when everyone else’s hair is full of dust, dirt and blood after a fight, he just shakes his out a little and it looks just like it did before
wings have bones and joints. he cracks them. a lot.
always makes the same “but that’s so high up! what if I fall? Will you catch meee?” joke when he’s assigned missions that require him to fly to a high spot. it hasn’t been funny since he debuted.
and finally, always follows his s/o around during the day and cocks his head to the side like a bird while watching their every move. he doesn’t say or do anything, he’s just lurking over their shoulder.