I Love My Brain - Blog Posts

Me and my brain just few mins ago for no reason:

Brain: I thought of a dance to go along with the jazz frog song

Me: that’s nice, am washing dish-

Brain: You gotta do it after you’re done YOU GOTTA ITS SO GOOD

Me: aight im do-

Brain: OK NOW DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE

Me: *dances*

Brain: ok that was cool so do you aspire to be a milf who cooks too much on purpose so she could share with everyone and always comes up with cute nicknames to call people like, sweetiepie, honeyboo, tatertots, etc. outfit styles ranges from country girl to badass stripper and acts extra af

Me: 

Me: omg how did you know-

Brain: well duh also hey check this out *dissociates*

look pim, i know its our job to help this guy and everything..

Portal 2 × Detroit Become Human

It's an AU I made up, where things are a little reversed...

In the 20st century (I don't remember if its st, I'm not english, apologies), the company called Cyberlife worked on advanced technology and building robots for specific functions. It was run by Sir Hank Anderson and his assistant Connor (he was human ok). When Anderson became too old for ruling over it, he asked Connor to do so, but Connor though he wasn't the best person to do that, so he built a Android, like a female version of himself, and decided to call her Caroline/GL.005. Despite she being made for the job, she was too much like Connor and refused to rule all by herself again, so she and Connor looked for the most Anderson-like scientist. The one they found was called Cave Johnson, and finally he accepted the job, soon changing the name for Aperture Science, and having Caroline as his assistant. :)

i've decided to give up ADHD for lent.