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Humphrey Van Zieks,
We hope you will take a few moments of your time to respond to our survey.
You are the father or lord Barok, yes? How many other children have you fathered? Is that number different from your amount your wife has had? Names of said children, would be appreciated.
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-FDGSCB
Fictitious Dai Gyakuten Saiban Census Bureau
To the FDGSCB,
I find your questions rather insulting, though I feel I have no choice but to answer them. Yes, I am the father of Lord Barok. Of course I am. In terms of other children, I am the father of the late Klimt and Rosamund, with my wife, the late Eloise.
In terms of other children, how am I supposed to know? It is not my responsibility to keep track of them. I am not the one who was pregnant, nor did I live with anyone else who may have been. I was with my wife, with whom I had three children.
Lord Humphrey van Zieks