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robaclown

7 months ago

Whuh 🤷🤷

Aziraphale was about to confess too before Metatron and his coffee came into the bookshop;

Okay, hear me out. In 2x02, when they’re talking about “how people fall in love”, Crowley talks about sudden rainstorms,

Screen of Crowley saying “You mean like a sudden rainstorm forces them together beneath a canopy? They look into each other eyes… and realise they were made for each other”.

which is an obvious reference to how he fell in love, about 6000 years earlier (poor demon thinks everyone falls in love the way he did)

Gif from S1E1 of Aziraphale shielding Crowley from the rain with his wing.

Aziraphale doesn’t get it and answers “seems a bit unlikely”. He didn’t connect the dots, he doesn’t think Crowley loves him that way. All he knows about falling in love is what he read in books. Of course he fell in love with Crowley too, but I’m pretty sure he did in ‘41 when Crowley saved his books from a bomb, and that’s a bit hard to recreate, so… balls.

Screen of Aziraphale saying “People would gather and do some formal dancing and then realise they had misunderstood each other and were actually deeply in love”.

That’s his idea, you make two people dance together and they magically fall in love, which is so in-character I want to scream. Now let’s get to 2x05. We know Aziraphale always tried to avoid organizing those meetings, but he’s suddenly so excited about it he is WILLING TO GIVE AWAY HIS BOOKS. Why would he do something like that? There’s no way it’s actually to make Maggie and Nina fall in love. At that point, Muriel doesn’t even care anymore about it, they all know the truth about the miracle is about to be revealed, so there’s no point in being so persistent about Maggie and Nina’s relationship. He’s an angel; of course he cares about humans being happy, but I don’t think he cares so much about two semi-strangers’ love life that he’s willing to give away BOOKS for the off chance that the Jane Austen method will actually work on two humans he knows nothing about. So, my conclusion is, he’s organizing that night for him and Crowley. They are the ones that he hopes realize they’re deeply in love with each other, and that is something worth giving away books for. Which explains why he’s so excited but also a bit scared when he asks Crowley to dance with him.

Gif of Aziraphale looking at a very surprised Crowley with the sweetest, most excited expression and grabbing his hand to dance with him.

It explains why he ignores the fact that Crowley is trying to tell him that something important and dangerous is about to happen, just so they can have a little dance. It also explains this reaction when he sees Gabriel and Beelzebub being in love with each other

Gif of a shocked Aziraphale touching Crowley’s shoulder as they both realize they could have run away together ages ago if only they weren’t stupid (affectionate).

and the way he looks at Crowley while they’re talking about them.

Gif of Aziraphale looking at Crowley with the most sincere and adorable heart-eyes I’ve ever witnessed (we do not deserve Michael Sheen).

I mean, I know he always stares lovingly at him, but not like that, right? That’s a face that screams “I’m so going to tell you I love you when all this is over”.

So, my point is:

Fuck Metatron.

That’s my point.

Screen of a tweet that reads “Metatron kill yourself” retweeted by someone who added “On today’s episode of Supernatural or Good Omens”.