Iida Fluff - Blog Posts

🏃🏻‍♂️Iida is a Lizzo stan but will deny even listening to her if you bring it up at work.

🏃🏻‍♂️Loves helping you with your hair, long, short, braids, straight, curly, he doesn’t care just let him help

🏃🏻‍♂️ Will get actually angry if he finds you putting yourself down

🏃🏻‍♂️Cause you're the best thing in his life, how could you lie to yourself that you’re anything less than perfect.

🏃🏻‍♂️Likes to pay for stuff when you're out together

🏃🏻‍♂️All his texts are more punctuated than an essay.

🏃🏻‍♂️Leaves little sticky notes around the house for you to find when he’s not home

🏃🏻‍♂️Will put things out of your reach on purpose when you guys are arguing just so you have to ask him for help

🏃🏻‍♂️Hates when you’re up late reading on AO3, cause then you don’t get enough sleep

🏃🏻‍♂️He has a secret Wattpad account because the filter system on AO3 is too complicated for him

🏃🏻‍♂️ Will pay for any hobby you want to try, ceramics, painting, reading, knitting, you name it he’ll pay for it

"Can we please get this figured out?" You pleaded looking at the clock in your office as two of your employees argued over a project you had assigned to them.

Now normally this would be fine, they'd work it out, but today was Valentine's Day and you had plans to go out with your husband tonight.

"Look all I'm saying is-"

"I don't care, you're formatting is completely wrecking the entire project"

"It's not that serious-"

Honestly, they had been in your office the past two hours, arguing over the formatting and accuracy of the other persons work.

"Listen here you little-" one began, his face red with frustration, until you interrupted him by slamming a nearby book on your desk

"Enough! Just fix the formatting and go home!" You glared at them exhausted, only to sigh when the phone rang

"Hello?" You asked as around this time of day calls to your business phone were quite uncommon

"Y/n! Excellent you answered, how'd your meeting go?" You smiled waving your employees out of the room as you sank into your chair.

"I honestly want to stab them both" you sighed knowing that as tempting as it sounded, you were joking but with out skipping a beat, your wonderful husband responded

"Okay, well don't get blood on your clothing because not only do we have dinner reservations for seven, but the blood would also count as evidence" you smiled a bit bigger and even laughed a bit at your husband supporting your 'idea' of murder

"You're a hero Tenya, you shouldn't be enabling your partner to murder people" you could practically hear the gears turning in his head and laughed

"I'll be there to pick you up in a few minutes" he went on to change the subject as you laughed even more

"Alright, Love you Tenya"

"I love you too y/n"