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Everyone call ogre stupid and it's true! Ogre barely can pick a side in slay the princess! Ogre can understand only surface level themes like the need of change for the improvement and for the love and for the meaning, but ogre can't comprehend the unending beauty of the ending experience that makes death worthwhile! Ogre's mad that due to ogre's own mortality ogre can never experience the beauty of eternity! Ogre so dumb, it makes ogre sad! At this rate, ogre will never finish slay the princess and will collect the vessels until the end of time (me. I'm the ogre).
Very important addition:
Ogre can't even pick a side out of favouritism, because on one side there's beautiful princesses and on the other is Jonathan Sims' voice! Ogre is bisexual!