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Elendil : "what do the elves call their friends living by the sea? Watermelons?"
Oropher : "they called them dead. Because Fëanor killed them"
Oropher : "BURN...."
Celebrimbo's spirit : ....
Gil Galad :....
Elrond :.....
Thranduil :....
Isildur : ....
Gil Galad : "FOR GOD'S SAKE OROPHER-
a corpse is nevertheless a corpse, Thorin. Take care of your skin.
Bilbo: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Thorin: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.
Not a bad way to win an argument, especially with Thorin
Bilbo : How petty can you get?
Thorin : I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.