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aizawa and izuku quotes part 6!
because its 7am I haven't slept and I have a 10 hour shift soon!
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Izuku , making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
aizawa: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Izuku : I absolutely fucking do not.
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aizawa: You're alive.
Izuku : There's no need to sound so disappointed sensei.
aizawa : I'm not I'm just shocked
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aizawa: Izuku , what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Izuku : Raise the dead.
aizawa: And what did you do?
Izuku : Raise the dead.
aizawa : why why do you do this.
izuku : I am just in a silly mood okay
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aizawa: What's wrong with you?
Izuku : Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
aizawa : Oh... I'm adopting you now
izuku : yeah lam- what?
mic : STOP ADOPTING EVER SAD CHILD.
aizawa : YOU CANT STOP ME.
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Izuku : What goes up but never comes down?
aizawa: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
izuku : hut its just you, me and the cats
aizawa : exactly. poor bastard is stressed.
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Izuku talking about aizawa : my dad taught me to think before I act.
Izuku now glaring at bakugo : ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
aizawa proud as fuck : go get em kid!
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Izuku drugged up on hospital meds : Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
aizawa :....what????
class 1a : I'm so confused?
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izuku high as fuck on hospital drugs after the stain fight : haha pretty
aizawa and mic bursting into the room :KIDDO?!
izuku : ayeee! you made it!
mic : hey buddy how you feeling?
izuku smirking : they got me on the good shit!
aizawa laughing : oh my god!
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Aizawa and izuku as random quotes part 1!
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Aizawa struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Izuku pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Izuku : .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[translation: I’M SORRY]
Aizawa : What's that?
Izuku : Remorse code.
Aizawa : I'm even angrier now.
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Izuku : What’s up guys? I’m back.
Aizawa : What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Izuku : Death is a social construct
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Izuku : *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Aizawa : Mind your language!
Izuku : What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Aizawa :
Izuku : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes
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Izuku : I prevented a murder today.
Aizawa : Really? How’d you do that?
Izuku glaring at bakugo: self control.