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Incorrect Quotes #3 w/ Fenton, Drake, Morgana(OC) & Ludwig

Drake and Fenton are on their first mission together, and were just attacked by a mysterious group.

Drake: I have a feeling that they might be a part of the Big Three.

Fenton: What Big Three?

Drake: The Big Three.

Fenton: What Big Three?

Drake: Androids. Aliens. And Wizards.

Fenton: That’s not a thing.

Drake: That’s definitely a thing.

Fenton: No, it’s not.

Drake: Every time we fight, we fight one of the three.

Fenton: So, who are we fighting now? Gandalf?

Drake: How do you know Gandalf?

Fenton: I read the Hobbit.

Drake: So you see my point.

Fenton: No. I don’t. There are no wizards.

Drake: Lena-

Fenton: Is a sorceress.

Drake: Ahh, a sorcerer is a wizard without a hat. Think about it, right? I’m right. I just- I just came up with that. That’s crazy.

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Drake, Fenton, and Morgana are stuck in a corner, defending themselves against the Fearsome Five. The boys thought of an escape plan but was ruined by miscommunication.

Fenton: I thought we were going to go left.

Drake: You went the wrong left!

Fenton: I cleared the way!

Drake: I came out first! You’re supposed to follow me!

Fenton: And where are we now?!?

Morgana: Guys! This is not the time!

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Darkwing Duck enters S.H.U.S.H center for the first time. An employee stares at him.

Employee: I’m sorry wait, who are you?

DW: I’m Darkwing Duck

Employee: I thought Darkwing Duck was a tv show.

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Drake and Fenton are in a mandatory team bonding therapy session which is run by Ludwig Von Drake.

Ludwig: you guys are leaving me no choice. It’s time for the soul-gazing exercise.

Fenton: I like this one!

Drake: Oh my god.

Fenton: Thank you for this.

Drake: He’s going to love this.

Fenton: Yep, I’m ready.

Drake: This is right up your alley.

Ludwig: Turn around- turn around. Face each other.

Drake: [looking at Fenton] You should really enjoy this.

Fenton: [turning his chair] I’m going to-

Drake: I know you are. [moving chair]

Ludwig: Drake, face each other.

Fenton: Yeah. Let’s do it. Let’s stare.

Ludwig: Get close.

Fenton: This is a good exercise, thanks doc.

Ludwig: Alright get close. [Drake & Fenton move] Closer.

Drake & Fenton: [incoherent arguing and moving their chairs]

Drake: You happy now? We’re locked in.

Fenton: It’s a little close.

Drake: Its very close. That’s what you wanted right?

Fenton: [annoyed]

Ludwig: Guys. Good now, look at each other. You need to look at each other. In the eyes. There you see, that wasn’t so hard.

*Drake and Fenton are staring at each other*

Ludwig: Wait, what are you doing? Are you having a staring contest? Just [snaps fingers] blink, sweet Jesus.

It's scary!

Donald had to go on an "exciting" expedition with his uncles again. Only no one told him that the expedition would be in the cave! In any case, it's not his fault that he's scared, so don't let them be outraged! Especially Scrooge...

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Donald swallowed. His knees bent slightly reflexively. His muscles tensed, and his fingers tightened on the straps of his backpack.

"Why does this cave look so intimidating?" — the question just popped into my head, as I immediately felt the impact of someone's particular cane.

— Come on, you bum! Move your legs! — Scrooge barked as usual and confidently headed into the cave.

"Tyrant." — Donald stated the fact in his head. Suddenly, Po felt a hand on his shoulder.

— I hope you haven't forgotten why we're here, right, Donald? — Ludwig was smiling cheerfully and expectantly.

— Yes, don't worry about it, Uncle Ludwig.. — Donald smiled awkwardly, regretfully recalling how throughout the 12-hour flight on the plane, while he was preparing their bags, Uncle Ludwig talked nonstop about this cave.

"Why can't we just say that there are treasures and possible pools of diamonds and oil?" — Donald still didn't know how oil and diamonds could be in the same place. Or as lucky as you can be...

— Great! Then I don't think it will be too difficult for you. — Ludwig cheerfully pinched one cheek of his nephew with his hand, and kissed the other.

— How long have you been there?! — After Scrooge's scream from the cave (how long and far is he in there?) Ludwig and Donald walked quickly.

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— How long do we have to go? — trying to hide the tremor in his voice (with a failure), Donald asked, looking around fearfully.

— Don't complain, Donald. You're not a little duckling anymore. — Ludwig said the last sentence in a joking manner.

— I will always be a duckling, Uncle Ludwig. — The sailor rolled his eyes and smiled. It usually annoys him when he is teased or treated like a child, but in this situation it calms him down.

— Surprisingly, it's a really good idea, nephew. — For the first time in the cave, Scrooge said something.

But why did he say that? Donald was about to say something, but then the light of Scrooge's flashlight fell on my bats, which flew searchingly at three ducks.

— WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!! — Donald's reaction was not long in coming.

Scrooge was only a little grateful, because his scream scared away the bats. He turned around to assess the condition of his nephew and son-in-law.

And... This made him jealous. Again.

Donald hugged Ludwig's neck with his eyes closed, legs tucked under him, while Ludwig himself looked very surprised.

The professor noticed the expression on his brother-in-law's face. He narrowed his eyes and smiled slyly.

— Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh~ — he hugged the sailor, thereby pressing him even closer to himself (much closer?!) and kissed him on the forehead — It's just bats, don't be afraid~

Scrooge's face became more and more red and distorted due to anger and jealousy. He gripped the cane with such force that it might have broken if the remaining strength had not gone to restrain himself.

He abruptly grabbed Donald with his cane and pulled him away from Ludwig.

— Enough of these stupid games! — Scrooge took him possessively by the hand and pulled him forward. — Time is money, and I don't want to waste either of them!

They continued on their way while Scrooge and Donald held hands. With some changes in appearance, when Donald hugged Scrooge out of fear.

At the same time, Ludwig, with a satisfied smile and hands behind his back, followed them, proud of his "prank".