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He is mad because I taste like his fathers kisses and his father never loved him like he loved me smh
Hey MAGA! Four of those fingers are about to be folded down and he’s about to show you the remainder. (Since I know you’re too dumb to do the math, let me help you. When he folds down four fingers, there will only be one finger still standing. I’ll let you guess which one.)
Smart people saw this coming before the election;
Average people are seeing it now;
The MAGA-morons won’t understand why their government check hasn’t arrived, they’ll bitch at the bar about being on hold for two hours with Social Security, they’ll blame Joe Biden, and they’ll vote for Dickhead again in 2028 if given half a chance.
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Wait, let me summon some sympathy for these people.
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Sorry, I tried.
Repeat after me: We are not a cult.
We are not a cult.
We are not a cult.
I mean, you are, but this is a good exercise for you to perfect in time for your next meeting.
Yup. It’s disappointing to realize that one in every two people who voted is an absolute moron.
THIS WAS ON A FRIEND’S PAGE: An anguished question from a Trump supporter: ‘Why do liberals think Trump supporters are stupid?’
THE SERIOUS ANSWER: Here’s what the majority of anti-Trump voters honestly feel about Trump supporters en masse:
That when you saw a man who had owned a fraudulent University, intent on scamming poor people, you thought "Fine."
That when you saw a man who had made it his business practice to stiff his creditors, you said, "Okay."
That when you heard him proudly brag about his own history of sexual abuse, you said, "No problem."
That when he made up stories about seeing Muslim-Americans in the thousands cheering the destruction of the World Trade Center, you said, "Not an issue."
That when you saw him brag that he could shoot a man on Fifth Avenue and you wouldn't care, you exclaimed, "He sure knows me."
That when you heard him relating a story of an elderly guest of his country club, an 80-year old man, who fell off a stage and hit his head, to Trump replied: “‘Oh my God, that’s disgusting,’ and I turned away. I couldn’t—you know, he was right in front of me, and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him. He was bleeding all over the place. And I felt terrible, because it was a beautiful white marble floor, and now it had changed color. Became very red.” You said, "That's cool!"
That when you saw him mock the disabled, you thought it was the funniest thing you ever saw.
That when you heard him brag that he doesn't read books, you said, "Well, who has time?"
That when the Central Park Five were compensated as innocent men convicted of a crime they didn't commit, and he angrily said that they should still be in prison, you said, "That makes sense."
That when you heard him tell his supporters to beat up protesters and that he would hire attorneys, you thought, "Yes!"
That when you heard him tell one rally to confiscate a man's coat before throwing him out into the freezing cold, you said, "What a great guy!"
That you have watched the parade of neo-Nazis and white supremacists with whom he curries favor, while refusing to condemn outright Nazis, and you have said, "Thumbs up!"
That you hear him unable to talk to foreign dignitaries without insulting their countries and demanding that they praise his electoral win, you said, "That's the way I want my President to be."
That you have watched him remove expertise from all layers of government in favor of people who make money off of eliminating protections in the industries they're supposed to be regulating and you have said, "What a genius!"
That you have heard him continue to profit from his businesses, in part by leveraging his position as President, to the point of overcharging the Secret Service for space in the properties he owns, and you have said, "That's smart!"
That you have heard him say that it was difficult to help Puerto Rico because it was in the middle of water and you have said, "That makes sense."
That you have seen him start fights with every country from Canada to New Zealand while praising Russia and quote, "falling in love" with the dictator of North Korea, and you have said, "That's statesmanship!"
That Trump separated children from their families and put them in cages, managed to lose track of 1500 kids, has opened a tent city incarceration camp in the desert in Texas - he explains that they’re just “animals” - and you say, “Well, OK then.”
That you have witnessed all the thousand and one other manifestations of corruption and low moral character and outright animalistic rudeness and contempt for you, the working American voter, and you still show up grinning and wearing your MAGA hats and threatening to beat up anybody who says otherwise.
What you don't get, Trump supporters, is that our succumbing to frustration and shaking our heads, thinking of you as stupid, may very well be wrong and unhelpful, but it's also...hear me...charitable.
Because if you're NOT stupid, we must turn to other explanations, and most of them are less flattering.
- Adam-Troy Castro
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Republicans can't win without threatening and committing violence. January 6th-like insurrections and election tampering will happen in states all across the country this time. Don't let her down!
Does anyone else just get so tired and start to replace conservative LGBTQ talking points with with anti-mutant ones? Like.
"It's not like I'm against mutants. In fact, my neighbor is a mutant but do they have to make it their whole identity?"
"I would watch that movie but the director decided to fill it with pro-mutant propaganda. For people who make a small percentage of the population they sure are everywhere now."
"Is it necessary for schools to teach about mutants? I find it so unnecessary."
Good to see that the Friends of Humanity is alive and well. I would've thought being a mutant would've been cool and fun. This isn't cool and fun.
Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:
They just found out what tariffs are
They just found out what denaturalization is
They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist
Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)
Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)
Hunnybuns, cupcake, sugarpie, strudlemuffin.... STOP BEING PROUD OF YOUR IGNORANCE, YOU'RE EMBARASSING YOURSELF.
TREASON! LEAKING CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION!
Actually there is only one Ronald McDonald. They don’t have multiple actors or suit changes like at theme parks, just one guy.