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Even Ghetsis Pays his Taxes
*Scene in Pokemon Masters opens*
*We see a bunch of Unovans characters furiously working on papers. A whole range that includes, but not limited to, the player characters.*
*Enter scene: May, Brandon, Maxie, and Archie*
Brandon: Hey Nate! Are you ready for our Pokemon battle?
*Nate looks up*
Nate: Oh! I'm so sorry! I can't go! I have to pay my taxes first!
Brandon: ?
Brandon: You pay taxes?
Nate: Yes! I have to get it before next week! And since we're at Pasio, I'll to mail it overseas. If I don't get it done now, it could be late when it arrives!
Brandon: ?????
Archie: Now don't worry laddie. Isn't that true big of a deal. It will get there when it gets there. Nothing to worry about.
Clay: Nothing to worry about? You won't say that with the government hounding you down! Doing all investigating-
Maxie: Now, now. I understand that paying one's taxes are important, unlike someone here-
Archie: Hey! I pay them! Eventually...
Maxie: But you need not worry too much about being late. Everything sorts itself out. Now about that battle ...
*All the Unovans look at them in abject horror.*
Clay: You don't pay your taxes? And you're a freeman?
Grimsley: Not worry?! Not worry?!?!?
Hilbert: Brandon! May! Do you need help with your taxes? My grandma gave me tips so now I save so much!
Brandon: Wait? I need to pay taxes?!
May: Hold it!!!
*Silence*
May: Why are all of you so worried? Is the government that threatening if you don't pay your taxes?
*Ghetsis chooses that moment to walk on screen with his own sheet of taxes.*
Ghetsis: Child, even I pay my taxes on time. In full.
Rosa: Hey? Can I borrow a pen?
*Ghetsis hands her one.*
All the trainers from Hoenn: WHAT?????
*End Scene*
Isa and Val!!! Revealing my blorbos to the world!!!
They're essentially my takes on May and Brendan + whatever story I made based on my recent AS and Emerald playthrough. Their names are based on their ingame names I gave haha.
They're both rangers in training and are basically besties. Isa is more rambunctious and ambitious (attention seeking sometimes) and Val is the more lowkey (massive nerd) and quiet (he looks at u with his big ol eyes)
There's an entire story I've got in mind for both of them following the Emerald game, which will be for another day :)
-ghost
