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imagine bludhaven and gotham having a custody battle over nightwing
Gotham citizen talking to a metropolis citizen: anyway we have a fuck ton of heroes, Batman, Batwoman, signal, red hood, Nightwing, robin
Bludhaven citizen eavesdropping: I’m sorry what the fuck did you say
Gotham: listen pal you got a problem with me??
Bludhaven: yeah asshole, you ain’t the only city in Jersey and every hero in Jersey don’t belong to you get nightwings name out your filthy mouse
Gotham: I’m sorry? Nightwing?? Aka a bat. Yeah no we got a copyright on that shit
Bludhaven: he ain’t a bat dipstick HES A BIRD it’s in the damn name
Gotham: BATS HAVE WINGS
They proceed to tackle each other
Metropolis: bad time to say this I’m sure but New York was where nightwing was first scene right?
New Yorker: don’t bring me into this