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Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.
How would you rate your current employment?
Thank you for your co-operation.
@tf2-data-collection-agency
My current employment is a 4/10, not enjoying much enough for my team's sake of their idiocy.. Well, except pyro. They're' fine, (ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ⁿᵉʷ ᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ) though we seem to be extremely busy with things on our hands in any way. Entshuldigung if I haven't been responding in a couple of days.
O.w.n medic why did you like the half naked heavy weapons guy anatomy post /j
Since when did you start watching me? Und, err... Don't question.
dO you like bananas?
.. Was? Well, I've never had any fruits for me to feast for. So im not sure, aber my literal answer is: no.
Hallo, Dok
Well.. hallo there, again. After my disappearance.
Wilhelm: Boss....
My apologies if i haven't been talking for a while, you know. Stress got the better of me for a reason, aber anyway. Was do you want?
Was type of rule makes their parents do that?
wer zum Teufel glued one of my gloves with super glue?? I can't get them off and I have to make a new one heute. Danke whoever did that... (Ich hoffe du stirbst)
Do u have a stick of butter
Was? Well. Maybe you can ask pyro? I don't think i have anything to do with a stick of butter if i have one. Was do you wanna do with it though?
I'm feeling better now i guess, hopefully (ₙₒₜ) we can continue this once again.
What did you do with the spy? how the hell he burned?
Was? Was do you mean? I didn't burn spy alive, he's doing okay. I think you have mistook me for someone?
I don't feel well and I think I'm getting off of this device heute, I will come back some day. Aber Tschüss.
Well, it doesn't make sense to view it so uh... Black and white. Your professionalism is good. I think some people just expect to be accepted immediately? I dunno. I just try to be friendly with everyone.
Well, you don't have to be if you want. It doesn't really matter if things has to be accepted or something unless if it's better to just be somebody else or yourself rather than viewing it to be understandable or so.
My opinion doesn't matter. But you're not a party pooper. You've got a job to do and you take it seriously. Someone's gotta be professional, right?
For once that someone actually understands me, yes. I do take things seriously most of the time due to my work, and I've done better things only for pyro to try and make them happy. I'm glad you understand me, Frosch person.
Where the hell are cats even coming from?? We suddenly have a swarm of cats in the backyard from outside of my office??
Can anyone give me an example on how to turn everything off from my notification, It keeps bothering me a lot and im trying to figure out how to silence all instead of always lowering the volume of this phone?
I think i'm having some urges to... Kill one of my teammates.
Sssoooo....
Hey buddyyyyy...
Am I on your good side?
Ja, unless if you don't bother me often. Your good
False alarm on the severe artblock I just hate my art style with a burning passion.
Shame for you.
I want to know why is pyro purring in different ways all of a sudden when something is making them happy, sad, or whatever emotions they're going through to make them purr like that, it's my first time hearing them purr like a cat after I gifted them with biscuits (the playful cat). I've never heard them purr in my entire life before I brought biscuits in and now they're purring in a different and strange ways like how a cat purrs??
I'm concerned for pyro, Is this normal or not???
Did you just curse me with artblock.
(I tried drawing you but then like. Something happened and now I am like physically unabled to draw or even look at my own art without dying on the inside)
Ja, you will never know how many I've cursed people with artblocks.
After moving to a different location from the gas leakage, what the hell is this all about.
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I don't wanna let my urges spill out on you, but just go away. Bitte.
Why is anybody asking me strange and odd questions?? I'm not a celebrity, go away or annoy someone else.. (I'm back after throwing this device into the wall because you guys are getting on my nerves right now.)
Do you have a type?
What type do you think i have?
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Go away, bitte. I don't know what you want from me
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Are you speaking some kind of language or Morse code? Because I don't really get what you mean by all of this... Weird box things..
Hi medic I just wanted to yap that I low-key think of you as my Kai cenat but I don't wanna make you feel hawk tuah yknow I've just been so beta for almost all my fanum tax, so I was wondering, Maybe you'd rizz to skibidi me? It's just like my own kai cenat isn't in the skibidi-verse often, and I feel so beta all the time... So maybe you'd like to fill that hole in my gyatt???
(- @mikupizzetto )
... Nein..